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aliljaded 53F
23856 posts
1/18/2020 2:35 am
Life...(something funny)

“The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A Death! What’s that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backward. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you’re too young, you get a gold watch, you go to work. You work forty years until you’re young enough to enjoy your retirement. You do drugs, alcohol, you party, you get ready for high school. You go to grade school, you become a , you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little baby, you go back into the womb, you spend your last nine months floating …and you finish off as an orgasm.”

― George Carlin


"Men need to hunt. She obviously understands this. She’s offering herself as prey. Not easy prey. But willing.”


Dreamcatcher__ 87M
7020 posts
1/18/2020 7:45 pm

I intend to finish as an orgasm anyway.


jenny14 75T  
90297 posts
1/18/2020 6:29 pm

ali

it is an interesting concept…...


A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable, but more useful than a life spent doing nothing. George Bernard Shaw

Jenny


obeablepet 63M

1/18/2020 9:41 am

nice read and thanks for the points


Artschoolgrad 46M
8650 posts
1/18/2020 4:54 am

one of my favorite Carlin quotes


BlkBdsmMstr1 71M  
188 posts
1/18/2020 4:49 am

Carlin is on the money with this one, the man was definiitely a genius


bimom4taboo 53F
2063 posts
1/18/2020 3:31 am

A VERY pretty WOMEN to say the least!!! and a great pic. shows that !!!!


EcuriousNNJ 67M
575 posts
1/18/2020 3:00 am

He does have a point!


infinitepoetess 54F
3499 posts
1/18/2020 2:44 am

Hilarious....You gotta love Carlin's logic


aliljaded 53F
8913 posts
1/18/2020 2:36 am



"Men need to hunt. She obviously understands this. She’s offering herself as prey. Not easy prey. But willing.”



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