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Blow First As most of you are probably aware, there is a device that is sometimes installed in cars at the behest of our judicial system. This device comes into play after some incidents of someone driving while under the influence. Its purpose is simple… to prevent said someone(s) from operating their car if they are intoxicated. A relatively simple thing; the owner of the vehicle must blow into an apparatus that measures their BAC (blood alcohol content), and if the result is over a preset limit… the car won’t start. I think this should become standard on phones. (…) Do I look like I’m kidding? Drunk texting, drunk dialing, drunk chatting… Jesus, the amount of morning-after, “Oh, my fucking god!” moments we could save ourselves boggles the mind. Or how about removing not just one’s foot, but probably an entire LEG from one’s mouth because random, likely offensive, completely taken-over-by-aliens shit came pouring out after one had befriended a very agreeable bottle of vodka. Thanks, vodka! Even better? The bright idea to call or text an ex. Because that ALWAYS goes well. It’ll end, usually, in one of two ways… a hissing, snarling attempt to verbally eviscerate each other, or waking up naked and your panties hanging from the ceiling fan, his bare ass staring you in the face. ‘Cause, you know… “I’ll leave the door open!” Or God forbid you have a case of the lonelies… your drunk ass may find yourself sharing your number with someone you never would while sober, and then redefining embarrassment as you pour out your life’s story (copious weeping optional, but likely) to some poor schmuck who was only hoping to get laid. Not tonight, buddy! This also can happen with friends… assuming they haven’t learned not to take your calls after 5:00. So, it makes perfect sense. Attach said device and you are prevented from worlds of inebriated disaster. In a perfect world, if I were Empress of All I Survey… Those little bastards would be on every phone. Maybe TWICE. You’d all thank me later. -The Girl in the Woman  "Men need to hunt. She obviously understands this. She’s offering herself as prey. Not easy prey. But willing.” |
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8/2/2022 2:50 pm |
I was never really a drunk texter/caller, but I have been the recipient of a few of those calls. Always made for uncomfortable conversations in the morning.
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 Gladly I don't drink anymore, so I'm in the clear. And when I did, there were no such things as cell phones, and I rarely used phone booths. Ya, I'm OLD.  "Men need to hunt. She obviously understands this. She’s offering herself as prey. Not easy prey. But willing.”
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Another reason why I don't have a "smart" phone. No ability to do texting and I sure don't want to start that habit.  "Men need to hunt. She obviously understands this. She’s offering herself as prey. Not easy prey. But willing.”
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This is not necessary as one can just hang up, block the culprit, or turn the phone off to end the problem. Sadly it seems many these days do not know how to take the phone out of their hand. How many people do you know that sleep with their phone? Just rely on the abilities one has rather than ask for another feature, to make ones phone even more expensive. "Men need to hunt. She obviously understands this. She’s offering herself as prey. Not easy prey. But willing.”
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I haven't drank been close to 35 years. If I ever said something stupid on the phone I don't remember it now. No filters needed now. "Men need to hunt. She obviously understands this. She’s offering herself as prey. Not easy prey. But willing.”
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Put down the phone!! "Men need to hunt. She obviously understands this. She’s offering herself as prey. Not easy prey. But willing.”
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Interesting that at least one of your readers thinks this is about receiving phone calls. Personally I find I don't need to drink at all to send stupid texts or make stupid phone calls.  When you're addicted to sex I guess you just have to blow it up your ass.   "Men need to hunt. She obviously understands this. She’s offering herself as prey. Not easy prey. But willing.”
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That is one smart bitch! A brilliant idea. I think I have fallen into every one of those categories. Thankfully *ahem* I am older and wiser now.............sort of. "Men need to hunt. She obviously understands this. She’s offering herself as prey. Not easy prey. But willing.”
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Got a distant relative does this every now and then on fb. Tells everyone he knows how f'ed up they are and how there is no hope for any of them. They call it the 'high lonesome'. Then a day or two later, apologies and rant deleted. "Men need to hunt. She obviously understands this. She’s offering herself as prey. Not easy prey. But willing.”
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Got a distant relative does this every now and then on fb. Tells everyone he knows how f'ed up they are and how there is no hope for any of them. They call it the 'high lonesome'. Then a day or two later, apologies and rant deleted.
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That is one smart bitch! A brilliant idea. I think I have fallen into every one of those categories. Thankfully *ahem* I am older and wiser now.............sort of.
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Interesting that at least one of your readers thinks this is about receiving phone calls. Personally I find I don't need to drink at all to send stupid texts or make stupid phone calls. When you're addicted to sex I guess you just have to blow it up your ass.
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Put down the phone!!
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I haven't drank been close to 35 years. If I ever said something stupid on the phone I don't remember it now. No filters needed now. Howling at the moon and mal ad osteo.
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This is not necessary as one can just hang up, block the culprit, or turn the phone off to end the problem. Sadly it seems many these days do not know how to take the phone out of their hand. How many people do you know that sleep with their phone? Just rely on the abilities one has rather than ask for another feature, to make ones phone even more expensive.
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Another reason why I don't have a "smart" phone. No ability to do texting and I sure don't want to start that habit. "One Big Sky Covers Us All Equally"
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Oh yes i am willing and i have no Alkohol in me Gesucht wird sie für gegenseitigen ns und kv sex
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must back away from the phone.or dont drink.
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7/17/2022 12:33 am |
Great idea
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Gladly I don't drink anymore, so I'm in the clear. And when I did, there were no such things as cell phones, and I rarely used phone booths. Ya, I'm OLD.
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7/16/2022 11:03 pm |
Interesting.
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I know I had wished many times that I had refrained from texting or calling an ex while intoxicated. "Men need to hunt. She obviously understands this. She’s offering herself as prey. Not easy prey. But willing.”
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