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Blogs > aliljaded > It's All Relevant

aliljaded 53F
23950 posts
5/13/2023 10:50 pm
The Luvkis Review
What follows are two reviews on the Luvkis<b> vibrator... </font></b>When I read them this morning while drinking my coffee, I laughed so hard that I literally spit it out several times. I wanted to share them because I thought they were so funny.

I hope you enjoy them as much as I did.




"Men need to hunt. She obviously understands this. She’s offering herself as prey. Not easy prey. But willing.”
aliljaded 53F
8975 posts
5/16/2023 2:58 am
    Quoting likeithot19:
    Great read! Thank you for sharing and Happy Mothers Day!
You're welcome, and thank you very much.
"Men need to hunt. She obviously understands this. She’s offering herself as prey. Not easy prey. But willing.”


aliljaded 53F
8975 posts
5/16/2023 2:57 am
    Quoting bdsmDOMdaddy:
    Lmao!...good stuff reminded me of experience l had once where l was kicked outta the way giving oral pleasure when someone came home we had to to scramble to act nonchalant watchin tv!
LOL...oh my...
"Men need to hunt. She obviously understands this. She’s offering herself as prey. Not easy prey. But willing.”


aliljaded 53F
8975 posts
5/16/2023 2:57 am
    Quoting subdude2Bsubdued:
    You were right, alj, the two reviews were absolutely hilarious. I'm still laughing as I write this to thank you for a great blog post.
You're welcome...
"Men need to hunt. She obviously understands this. She’s offering herself as prey. Not easy prey. But willing.”


aliljaded 53F
8975 posts
5/16/2023 2:56 am
    Quoting ExNameForUse:
    Now, this has made laugh out laud this morning ... 'child, it's not your time' ...
I'm glad I could make you smile....xx
"Men need to hunt. She obviously understands this. She’s offering herself as prey. Not easy prey. But willing.”


Artschoolgrad 47M
8889 posts
5/15/2023 4:32 am

 so awesome!


mstraesop53 70M  
1849 posts
5/14/2023 5:24 pm
    Quoting bdsmDOMdaddy:
    Lmao!...good stuff reminded me of experience l had once where l was kicked outta the way giving oral pleasure when someone came home we had to to scramble to act nonchalant watchin tv!
I have a collection of Lovense vibrators whose intensity and duration can be controlled remotely via a smartphone or sound. The vibrators are used by Chaterbate models where the intensity and length of the vibrations are controlled by viewers tipping. One model was broadcasting from her family's house and had just squirted on the floor when her mother knocked on the door. She had just enough time to put something on when she entered the room and saw the puddle on the floor. Thinking her daughter had spilled some water she got a towel and wiped it up. I was ROTFLMAO


drmgirl622 68F  
26201 posts
5/14/2023 11:59 am

 OMG.....I am so glad I wasn't drinking anything I think Dicks Sporting Goods has riot gear for sale


RobertBishop 66M  
2159 posts
5/14/2023 11:01 am

 Reminds me of a story told me by a friend, whose (open) bedroom window was close to her neighbor's pool deck (but separated by a hedge.
One morning, after her husband went to work leaving her hot and bothered, my friend took out her Hitachi wand and brought herself to orgasm. She tossed the vibrator to the floor and then hears her neighbor , who was out on the pool deck with a friend, say "Well, I guess her batteries ran out THIS Time!"


rondiri 65M
11202 posts
5/14/2023 9:49 am


likeithot19 62M
6112 posts
5/14/2023 4:45 am

 Great read! Thank you for sharing and Happy Mothers Day!


bdsmDOMdaddy 61M
4238 posts
5/14/2023 4:37 am

 Lmao!...good stuff reminded me of experience l had once where l was kicked outta the way giving oral pleasure when someone came home we had to to scramble to act nonchalant watchin tv!


subdude2Bsubdued 76M
373 posts
5/14/2023 3:15 am

 You were right, alj, the two reviews were absolutely hilarious. I'm still laughing as I write this to thank you for a great blog post.


ExNameForUse 54F
5767 posts
5/13/2023 11:59 pm

 Now, this has made laugh out laud this morning ... 'child, it's not your time' ...


MEROD 99M

5/13/2023 11:44 pm

 well it seems like men aren't needed anymore. Please feel free to call me I still give free sperm donations, personal insemination can be organised. You can find me aimlessly walking around ALT, looking for things to fill.



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