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Wicked_Tongue 61M
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10/10/2020 8:58 am
One for the girls

Well, makes a change from bloody Stardate whatever...

Reasons why chocolate is better than sex

1. Chocolate can't get you pregnant
2. 's safe have chocolate when you are driving
3. You can have chocolate at any time of the month
4. 's easy find 8 inches of chocolate
5. You can have chocolate on your desk and your colleagues don't mind
6. You never need fake with chocolate
7. Chocolate still satisfies even when it's gone soft
8. You don't get sent jail if you have chocolate with little
9. With chocolate you never end up with hairs in your mouth
. With chocolate you always love swallow


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