Blog : Shower Time

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10/25/2020 12:43 pm

Shower Time

How Shower Like A Woman

1. Take off clothing and place in sectioned laundry basket according whites and coloured.
2. Walk bathroom wearing long dressing gown.
3. If you see husband along the way, cover any exposed areas.
4. Frown at your womanly physique in the mirror - make mental note do more sit-ups.
5. Get in shower.
6. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone.
7. Wash hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins.
8. Wash hair again to make sure it is clean.
9. Condition hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced with natural avocado oil, leave on hair for minutes.
10. Wash face with crushed apricot facial, scrub for 10 minutes until red.
11. Wash entire rest of body with ginger-nut and jaffa cake body wash.
. Shave armpits and legs.
. Turn off shower.
. Squeegee off wet surfaces in shower, spray mould spots with Mr Muscle Bathroom.
. Get out off shower.
. Dry with towel the size of a small country.
. Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.
18. Check entire body for spots, tweeze hairs.
19. Return bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.
20. If you see husband along the way, cover any exposed areas.

How To Shower Like A Man

1. Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed.
2. Leave in a pile.
3. Walk naked to the bathroom.
4. If you see wife along the way, shake knob at her making woo- sound.
5. Grin at manly physique in the mirror.
6. Admire size of knob and scratch arse.
7. Get in the shower.
8. Urinate
9. Wash your face.
10. Wash your armpits.
11. Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.
. Make fart noises (real or artificial) and laugh at how loud they sound in the shower.
. Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area.
. Wash your butt leaving those coarse hairs stuck the soap.
. Shampoo hair.
. Make shampoo mohawk.
. Urinate again
18. Rinse off and get out of shower.
19. Partially dry-off.
20. Fail notice water floor and forget switch off shower
21. Admire knob size in mirror again.
22. Leave shower door open, wet mat floor, light and fan .
23. Return bedroom with towel around waist.
24. If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake knob at her and make woo- noise again.
25. Throw wet towel bed.

Tbill1 58M

1795 posts
10/30/2020 10:13 am

ha ha, probably more accurate than not

andy


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