Blog : Post lockdown post...

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4/15/2021 1:09 pm

Post lockdown post...

Still unsure why I bother doing this and that is why I simply have not made the effort for a good few months, and is doubtless a reaction the mind numbing boredom of the lockdown.

So, here you go.... A couple of those "jokes??" that you may file under the heading "Married far too long!"

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>Man walks into the bedroom with a sheep under his arm while his wife is lying in bed reading.
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>Man says: "This is the pig I have sex with when you've got a headache."
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>Wife replies: "I think you'll find that is a sheep."
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>Man replies: "I think you'll find I was talking to the sheep."
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>A man walks into his bedroom and sees his wife packing a suitcase.
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>He asks, "What are you doing?"
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>She answers, "I'm moving to London. I heard prostitutes get paid £400 for doing what I do for you for free."
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>Later that night, on her way out, the wife walks into the bedroom and sees her husband packing his suitcase.
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>When she asks him where he's going, he replies, "I'm coming too I want to see how you live on £800 a year".
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Stay safe, stay kinky, wear a mask and keep on rocking!

domnginger 64M/64F

130 posts
4/17/2021 4:57 am

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