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Wicked_Tongue 61M
299 posts
5/30/2021 11:45 am
Teatime Terror

I was gonna come up with some kind of pun on pancakes but...


Wicked_Tongue 61M
690 posts
5/30/2021 11:52 am

Any thoughts of sympathies are entirely justified, as are numerous crossed legs and comments such as "there but for the grace of God go i!"

The Health and Safety Officer simply facepalms...

Or is the word faceplants... I'm not sure... It's not something I do very often!


Wicked_Tongue 61M
690 posts
5/30/2021 12:09 pm

TBH Nat, the kitchen is a fab place for fun... Just don't go near the cooker/oven/stove/grill, especially when it is in operation!


OldJeakel 73M
377 posts
5/30/2021 12:18 pm


IsoOnlineSub7 65M/56F
1548 posts
5/30/2021 12:55 pm

I've heard of fireplay but that is over the top.


Wicked_Tongue 61M
690 posts
5/30/2021 12:57 pm

I can't help but wonder if they are still a couple...


Dave54321 61M
2718 posts
5/30/2021 1:21 pm

Ouch, ouch & ouch.
I wonder if the doctors managed to keep a straight face when they got to the truth?


Wicked_Tongue 61M
690 posts
5/30/2021 11:37 pm

A few years ago a friend of mine' was with a woman who worked as a nurse in the ER of a large hospital near London.... She had all the same fabulous stories! Mars bars, Mum roll on detergents etc... Various bottles and jars, all inserted where they shouldn't have been...


softrayne 56F
3088 posts
5/31/2021 10:40 am

The kitchen is fun for fun, I agree Wicked, but these people were obviously amateurs *L* Experience tells us, just turn off the damn stove-it'll keep or not, but the fun should always continue.


Wicked_Tongue 61M
690 posts
5/31/2021 11:53 am

Agreed entirely Rayne.

Altho if it is a particularly cold winter maybe the heat from the oven is welcome.... but stay the fuck away from it... on the floor or on the table, or even maybe over the sink!



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