Blog : Another joke.

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6/16/2021 10:44 pm

Another joke.

A golfing story follows, with a nod and a wink to Pac369 for the inspiration!

690 posts
6/16/2021 10:47 pm

John recently changed jobs and starts working a night shift. Taking advantage of the late start, he decides to fit in a round of golf every morning before work.

On the first round on Monday morning, he catches up with a stunning brunette after the first 5 holes also having a round by herself. John and the stunning brunette Clare decide to play against each other for the rest of the course.

Clare is having a pretty good round. In fact at the end of 18 holes, she beats John by 4 shots. “This is the most enjoyable round of golf I have ever played” says Clare. John agreed so they decide to play against each other every morning for the rest of the week.

John being a complete gentlemen offers Clare a lift home to which she accepts. On the drive home, Clare says “You know John, I really appreciate you inviting me to play golf with you. I’d like to show you my appreciation.” “Sure” says John. Clare then reaches between his legs, unzips his fly and performs oral sex on him on the drive home.

Tuesday morning comes along, again they play a round in the morning and again Clare wins by a couple of strokes. On the drive home, Clare again shows John her appreciation through oral sex.

This goes on for the remainder of the week with Clare winning every round of golf. On the drive home on Friday, she says to John “John, I’ve got something I need to tell you. I haven’t been completely honest – I’m a transvestite”.

John slams on the brakes and veers violently off the road screeching to a halt on the side of the road. Angry with Clare’s admission, he turns to face her.

“You f*@king cheating c*@t. You’ve been hitting off the ladies tees all week.”

SunshineDaddy 41M/38F