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Wicked_Tongue 61M
299 posts
6/17/2021 7:24 am
A third joke

As usual, thanks to the ridiculous way this thing operates, said joke follows!

Wicked_Tongue 61M
690 posts
6/17/2021 7:25 am

 A young man and his blushing bride are celebrating their wedding night, and are getting down and dirty in the honeymoon suite. After much toying and teasing the new bride looks at her husband and says, “I want us to do something we have not done before.”
“What did you have in mind?” asks the husband
“You decide. But I will do anything.”

The husband ponders this offer and then says “Ok. I want you to tell me something sexual that I don’t know, something that you did in the past.”
The bride thinks for a minute and then says “Do you promise that you won’t get angry?”
“No, I promise.”
“Ok, and I really cannot believe I am going to tell you this. But I used to be a hooker!”

The husband’s eyes widen, and the bride looks worried. “You promised you would not get angry,” says the bride.

“No, I’m not” says the husband… “In fact, I find it really tremendously erotic and exciting. Please tell me more… Give me some details!”

“Well, my name was Frank and I played for Hull Kingston Rovers!”


Gowron 69M
3112 posts
6/17/2021 8:18 am

 Talking of wedding nights, you reminded me of the redneck youngster who left his bride behind on the wedding night and came back home.
His father was surprised when he knocked on the door and said:
"What are you doing here? You should be fucking like rabbits right now!"
The youngster replied: "But, Pa, she's a hunnert percent cherry!"
Father said:
"You did well. If not even her family wants her, why should we?!!"


pac369 64F  
12701 posts
6/17/2021 8:24 am

 Your jokes do have a theme today WT?? But I still chuckled at it..

Thanks for sharing it...
~ Physical strength is measured by what we carry. Inner strength is measured by what we can bear. ~


Wicked_Tongue 61M
690 posts
6/17/2021 9:06 am
    Quoting Gowron:
    Talking of wedding nights, you reminded me of the redneck youngster who left his bride behind on the wedding night and came back home.
    His father was surprised when he knocked on the door and said:
    "What are you doing here? You should be fucking like rabbits right now!"
    The youngster replied: "But, Pa, she's a hunnert percent cherry!"
    Father said:
    "You did well. If not even her family wants her, why should we?!!"
Similarly, my dad once said to me that I should avoid the village virgin because if she is not good enough for the rest of the lads in the village she is not good enough for you!


Wicked_Tongue 61M
690 posts
6/17/2021 9:10 am
    Quoting pac369:
    Your jokes do have a theme today WT?? But I still chuckled at it..

    Thanks for sharing it...
I actually prefer this to the golfing joke, but yes, the reason this is here today is that it follows on with the sporting theme...

In fact I was originally going to title it "Another sporting joke" but I though it might give away the punchline a bit before it was necessary!

I was thinking of adding an excellent football joke but I'm not sure how that would go down with my colonial friends like your good self!



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