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4/18/2022 9:01 am

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690 posts
4/18/2022 9:03 am

Following on from Lil Miss Fruity's earlier post, this came to mind...

What Pornos Would Have Us Believe:

1. Women always wear high heels to bed.
2. Men are never impotent.
3. When going down on a woman 10 secs is more than satisfactory.
4. If a woman gets busted masturbating by a strange man, she will not scream with embarrassment, but rather insist he have sex with her.
5. Women smile appreciatively when men splat them in the face with sperm.
6. Women enjoy having sex with ugly, middle-aged men.
7. Women moan uncontrollably when giving a blowjob.
8. Women always orgasm before men do.
9. A blowjob will always get a woman off a speeding fine.
10. All women are noisy shags.
11. Any tradesman working at a woman’s house will be granted at least a blowjob on the completion of the task/repair at hand.
12. Those tits are real.
13. A common and enjoyable sexual practice for a man is to take his half-erect penis and slap it repeatedly on a woman's butt.
14. Men always groan "OH YEAH!" when they cum.
15. If there is two of them they "high five" each other. (And the girl isn't disgusted!)
16. Double penetration makes women smile.
17. Asian men don't exist.
18. If you come across a guy and his girlfriend having sex in the bushes, the boyfriend won't kick seven shades of shit out of you if you shove your cock in his girlfriend's mouth.
19. There's a plot.
20. When taking a woman from behind, a man can really excite a woman by
giving her a gentle slap on the butt.
21. Nurses always suck patients’ cocks.
22. Men always pull out.
23. When your girlfriend busts you getting head from her best friend, she'll only be momentarily pissed off before fucking the both of you.
24. Women never have headaches... or periods.
25. When a woman is sucking a man's cock, it's important for him to remind her to "suck it".
26. Assholes are always clean.
27. A man ejaculating on a woman’s face/butt/chest is a satisfying result for all parties concerned.
28. Women always look pleasantly surprised when they open a man's trousers and find a cock there.
29. Men don't have to beg.
30. When standing during a blowjob, a man will always place one hand firmly on the back of the kneeling woman's head and the other proudly on his hip.

rosaenaluin 65F

11002 posts
4/18/2022 9:38 am

Were did you learn all that??

Very impressive.

Also, all women like the taste of semen. NOT
It is NOT mandatory to swallow....

Men forget it is about THEM< that a woman 'likes'... things...
if they agreed on that... thing....

drmgirl622 68F