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1671 posts
7/1/2023 8:46 pm

Sex and guns.

You might not see me as the gun toting type but they did fascinate me. My boiling rage saw me set up targets and set of rounds with unerring precision.
It also gave me a horn too and I'd be walking up to the target with a hard boner uncomfortably straining in my jeans.
"Just be patient little one, I'd say. Let's just get through this.
She'd decided that opposite attracts was all she needed 'to get me'.
Maybe she had a point and I watched her put her mag into a carboard target.
Historically I was sure she'd garner the name 'the cardboard killer.'
We were both reservists and in the Air force and for me it was a love of sonic boom producing craft and the uniform fitted me fine in a sexy conforming way.
The vehicles had gun holders between the seats too and there was always the smell of gun oil stuck in your nostrils.
The cardboard killer bristled with fire after I rejected her and her cardboard human target was copping a lot of her shots to the groin.
I started to think she would not make a good soldier and I found an article on how the Nazis treated women soldiers.
You didn't even have to go back that far.
Having your nuts blasted to bits by an angry slighted fem was not my idea of masochism.
Her taunts were getting the better of me and I thought about quitting.
I was damn sure her cardboard targets had my name on them.
Everyone around could see how obvious her endeavors were and considered my fate inevitable.
They say in the BDSM world you should imagine your worst enemy doing it. She was fucked up enough too to imagine me 'sorting her out'.
I was disgusted with myself for falling into her trap.
And it wasn't just that she'd be imagining me letting loose with a<b> cane </font></b>or whip on her she may even have ideas about what she'd do to me.
What ideas were going through her evil little mind.
I was being drawn closer into her trap and wanted out, but then something happened.
I was firing into a lump of wood at home and it occurred to me it could be her well proportioned ass I was aiming at and I was now sure that was the sort of thing she was doing to me.
Enraged now I decided to make it worse for her and I drilled a hole through the wood and fitted a steel pipe in there and decided it was her asshole I was aiming at. Then I put a soft drink can full of water behind the hole to show if the bullet found its mark.
It was fun trying to hit it and eventually I got one through and a spume shot up from the can in a pleasing way.
I then decided she'd have every second shot and now I found myself aiming at my own asshole.
should I miss on purpose or play the game right.
I knew low and right was the right thing to do for the best chance and OMG I hit it with a perfect shot and my boner was hard in my pants.
Sex and guns was a thing!!!

Down the track maybe I'll tell you another story, about 'my prisoner of war'.

Imagine my surprise when I found out that my opinion actually mattered!

virtualcuzi 52T

1280 posts
7/1/2023 8:47 pm

Should it be a war crime?

Imagine my surprise when I found out that my opinion actually mattered!

boh99 68M

3171 posts
7/1/2023 9:01 pm

be careful you don't shoot it off when you practice the quick draw !

virtualcuzi 52T

1280 posts
7/1/2023 9:39 pm

boh99

A lot have done that I know. I love watching the quick draw. It makes a mockery of Hollywood. In reality the guy your facing can be so fast you don't even see the gun move from the holster. Even two or three shots coming off. Though I suppose in the old days some handguns were a lot longer and heavier. Clint's Colt Walker was a beast.