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Blogs > virtualcuzi > A Dirigible lost on the wind!

virtualcuzi 52T
1664 posts
9/7/2023 3:13 am
hard time getting into titties?
Maybe English sex could be for you. The English are so quirky and if you're down the pub you may hear a tatter bout trouble and strife, or stiff as a brick or "I lent her me bike" (gave her a ride). She's a bike. Everyone's ridden her. Trying to frame a joke here and if you gave her two wheels she'd be a bike. Riding everyone. So an Italian saying is if you put wheels on her she'd be a wheel barrow. But I guess it came out wrong. So his straight face and explanations, trying to recover without knowing where the problem was just made it better. The straight man doesn't get his own joke!









Imagine my surprise when I found out that my opinion actually mattered!
virtualcuzi 52T
1270 posts
9/7/2023 3:14 am

 I was having a hard time getting into titties.
Imagine my surprise when I found out that my opinion actually mattered!


Armstrong2 78M
227 posts
9/7/2023 4:42 am

 You've explained bike and wheels 15 times so I get it. But . . . why is calling grandma a slut funny?


bdsmDOMdaddy 61M
4187 posts
9/7/2023 5:17 am

 well not that’s she’s everybodys whore but she had to be somebody’s whore or she wouldn’t be a granny! Ehh


virtualcuzi 52T
1270 posts
9/7/2023 6:31 am
    Quoting Armstrong2:
    You've explained bike and wheels 15 times so I get it. But . . . why is calling grandma a slut funny?
Unknowingly, so they were laughing at the chef for doing it.
Imagine my surprise when I found out that my opinion actually mattered!


virtualcuzi 52T
1270 posts
9/7/2023 6:38 am
    Quoting bdsmDOMdaddy:
    well not that’s she’s everybodys whore but she had to be somebody’s whore or she wouldn’t be a granny! Ehh
Whore one on one ! I see your logic Domdaddy. Holly Willoughby last pic is really gorgeous and she chastised the other host here Phillip? I think for cheating on his partner and lying it off.
Imagine my surprise when I found out that my opinion actually mattered!


rydermantel 69M
25534 posts
9/7/2023 12:57 pm

 The perfect storm of sorts.


virtualcuzi 52T
1270 posts
9/7/2023 2:38 pm

 Reminded me of Chrissie in Man about the house Ryder , now becoming a usurped way of English life. More Hindi than Cockney in the city now. Seeing that beautiful girl "cacking" herself was magic.
Imagine my surprise when I found out that my opinion actually mattered!



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