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12/23/2023 12:39 pm

Are you a "Wet roader"?

There's a growing amount of charcoal grey cars with blackened windows and slight sheen , the same sheen you see on a wet blacktop.
The Toyota and I were "gassing up" and on the way out I missed seeing the charcoal grey 4wd coming in and her window was open and she came to a stop with a questioning look on her face and I just said "sorry I didn't see ya!'.
Really I could have done a lot better, "get off the road you "Wet roader!!!!!"".
No that's not quite right.
Besides I'm glad we've ditched white as being the most popular car color as they frankly make me want to "chuck!!"
"Your white car makes me want to spew maam !!"
Thoughts of Bundy always come back when I'm in a mood to insult.
But wait those "wet roaders" remind me of the nightrider.
How does spitting out "you're a nightrider" sound, to tell the world that you're an unhappy karen about another's choice of color?
There's a lot of them too, when you look around, they're using invisibility tactics to not gain attention.
Maybe their psychiatrists recommended they do that.
To slide through life unnoticed.
Maybe they're running a protection racket and have to escape the notice of cameras that just can't see charcoal black.
Or maybe they like "men in black' and have connections with ET.
So by buying that color they buy a sense of intrigue with it.
Then there's half light times when they truly are a miracle to spot.
It should be mandatory that their lights be kept on, by law!!!
Well not me anyway, the Toyota has a "vie de vere" just made that up, a feel good luminous, get your attention color.
Being in the top 5% of safe drivers who are accident free. "Oh shit forget about the trailer thing!"
You don't know about that !!!
Trailers have an annoying way of being forgotten about. You should be required to have a flashing red sign on your dash saying watch out!!! Trailer behind.
Another avoidable stressful incident and man I really have to stop speeding but dropping it down into third for a boost of power gives off a sound that rattles the muffler and forces it to give a thrilling sportage of power !!! Yes in that moment of "excessive speed" all the goals have been met !!
The madman or "nut loose behind the wheel" as my papa would say has got his "bang for his buck!!!"
And needs time to settle down and wait for that speeding ticket to arrive in the mail.
Really we need sensors badly that can spot these "nightriders" and draw our attention to them.