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meltwill2 72M
2563 posts
11/2/2022 11:50 am
The Magic Potion

There really is a Magic Potion.....

See the Magic Potion results below in the comment section.

meltwill2 72M
3827 posts
11/2/2022 11:52 am

 The Magic Potion

The older lady had a doctors appointment and had a few questions for the doctor.
"Doctor, my husband doesn't have sex with me anymore no matter what I do."
The doctor checks her out and tells her she is fine and he will give her a little something to help her out.
He reaches in the cabinet and gets a small bottle of liquid out and hands it to her.
He tells her that all she needs to do is put two small drops in his coffee in the morning
and everything should be just fine and stop back by and let him know if that helped or not.
The next afternoon she stops back in the doctors office to tell him what happened.
"Well, how did the magic potion work for you?' the doctor ask.
"Well doctor, it was amazing. I did just what you told me. I got his morning coffee, put in two small drops and gave it to him. About the time he finished the cup he got up, ripped mine and his clothes off, threw me on the table and made mad passionate love to me three times."
The doctor was taken back "Three times you say. You must have been very happy.
I guess you will be doing the same thing again tomorrow morning."
There was a slight pause then the woman said "OH YES! I was VERY happy.
But I don't think we will be doing that again."
The doctor looked puzzled but asked "Why would you not want to do the same thing again?'
The woman got a slight smirk on her face and said...
"I don't think McDonalds will ever let us back in there again!"


rondiri 65M
11198 posts
11/2/2022 4:12 pm

 Timing is everything.


meltwill2 72M
3827 posts
11/2/2022 4:49 pm
    Quoting rondiri:
    Timing is everything.
Glad you liked it.


rosaenaluin 65F
11088 posts
11/3/2022 4:55 am

 Oh, boy! hahahah!


meltwill2 72M
3827 posts
11/3/2022 10:08 am

 My day is complete if I made you laugh.....


drmgirl622 68F  
26175 posts
11/3/2022 4:09 pm

 That will brighten up your Big Mac


meltwill2 72M
3827 posts
11/3/2022 5:56 pm
    Quoting drmgirl622:
    That will brighten up your Big Mac
Two All Beef Patties Special Sauce Lettuce, Cheese, Pickles, Onions on a Sesame Seed Bun. Now you've done it.....I'm hungry. Back in the mid 70's the local tv stations would have a little contest promoted by the local McD's. When you heard the word Big Mac you dialed the special number given out that morning and if you were the first one you got two free big macs. I think our shop held the record for number of wins. It was so bad they knew our voice when we called in. Every phone we had it was on speed dial.



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