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ExNameForUse 53F
4243 posts
1/5/2024 2:58 pm
The Size

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ExNameForUse 53F
5764 posts
1/5/2024 2:59 pm

It is 00:00 on my clock now... does that mean anything? Or just the beginning of another day...


NoNonsense_Dom 70M  
1538 posts
1/5/2024 3:53 pm

    Quoting ExNameForUse:
    It is 00:00 on my clock now... does that mean anything? Or just the beginning of another day...
YES it means something Ex. It means the day has come to an end, and unless you are an insomniac or a shift worker, you should be thinking of sliding into bed for rest, to enable you to face the world in the morning.

If you are an insomniac and looking for someone to chat to, HMU because it is daylight for me and a no work Saturday.


ExNameForUse replies on 1/6/2024 7:19 am:
I drifted away very soon after posting this blog

NoNonsense_Dom 70M  
1538 posts
1/5/2024 3:57 pm

Ex, I should add, I am not hung like a horse but average in size and girth. I just know how to use it, so I don't have to beg or conive to have anal.


ExNameForUse replies on 1/6/2024 7:21 am:
We all seem to agree it is about performance when it comes to this famous topic, and who operates the facility

drmgirl622 68F  
26107 posts
1/5/2024 4:07 pm

I don't know how those Dragon dildos even fit!


ExNameForUse replies on 1/6/2024 7:31 am:
Neither do I. Sometimes I think they are just for decorative purposes in those shops...

DancingDom 74M
22588 posts
1/5/2024 5:03 pm

I had to laugh seeing both photos. I have heard more women complain about too large a penis, for various activities. I have heard complaints too about guy with a penis that is not big enough to get to the vaginal or anal orifice. The majority of males have a 4-7 inch penis when erect. Some , grow when aroused form their turtle shell. Some, have about the same size flaccid or hard.

ON the positive side, I have heard many women say that the like to have more foreplay and creativity in sexual activity than just a ginormous tally whacker.

"One Big Sky Covers Us All Equally"


ExNameForUse replies on 1/6/2024 7:26 am:
I have heard both, just as you did, DD. Even more complaints about being big too much rather than the shortage, so to speak... they say can be rather painful if too long...
I can't say I have experienced that kind of hurt, but what I have experienced were fabulous times both with average or without at all... there are so many ways to please the woman, where the erected penis is not a must or necessary. A series of blissful orgasms does not require it.

1benquick 71M
612 posts
1/5/2024 5:19 pm

Have heard a lot of jokes and stories about the size of a man's penis, and I have to say the BEST one I've ever heard is the one where the 'gent' removes his trousers as he begins to get ready to join his lady friend in bed for the first time and she exclaims, "Who do you think you're going to PLEASE with that thing?", to which he retorts and he climbs in under the sheets, without hesitation, "ME!"...


ExNameForUse replies on 1/6/2024 7:29 am:
They were a perfect match - she was not a lady, and in return, he was not a gentleman...

irrdy698 70M  
95 posts
1/5/2024 5:21 pm

Personally i enjoy a more sensual session. More touching, fondling, kissing, and the giggling and laughing at the silly positions in which i find myself.. My first wife asked me one time. Fuck me with six inches and make it hurt.. I fucked her twice and hit her in the head with a brick...


ExNameForUse replies on 1/6/2024 7:33 am:
If this is some idiom I can not understand, then it is my fault.
If this was supposed to be funny, then to me it is not funny not even as a joke to read about hitting a woman.

brandygirasol 55T
9433 posts
1/5/2024 11:13 pm

Size matters 😵‍💫...and so does performance...🤪


ExNameForUse replies on 1/6/2024 7:36 am:
I shall take this for granted since it is coming from an educated mind

manni_pr 52T
2609 posts
1/6/2024 2:30 am

OMG! Great, images LMFAO!

I do not care muvh about the size. To me it is about whether the driver cam operate his equipmeny correctly. Ive had very satisfactory experiemces with smaller penises as well as above averahe. And ive jad poor experieinces, also with both. In all vases. The feciding factor was the operator. Now, if i was able to decide, my ideal size to play eith would be avg lenght with a bit of above,avg thickness. But still, that would be secondary to hpw its use and the operatore's enthusiasm


ExNameForUse replies on 1/6/2024 7:39 am:
"avg length with a bit of above-average thickness" - I can relate to this , manni... and as we seem to agree - it is more about the performance than anything else

Plzrmeister 67M  
10449 posts
1/6/2024 5:23 am

You always remind me of something with many of your blogs .... This reminds me of a joke about two guys standing on a bridge and peeing over the edge. The first guy, insinuating that his cock can reach the water, says, "Ooo that water is cold!" Not to be outdone, the second guy says, "It's deep too."

I come with the equipment God issued me .... I can't reach the water when peeing off a bridge. I've never had any complaints that I can remember, so I must be doing something right. I think my tongue is probably the right size.

I own toys (dildos) that are probably semi -long in length - Not necessarily huge in girth. One only need to use as much of the dildo as the lady can take .... Better to have more than you need, rather than not enough.

I just wanna know when one of the guys here is gonna say, "It's not the size of the wand, it's the size of the magic in the wand."

I just wanna know how much time Ex spends loitering in drug stores......

Yeah - That's a good question!

Make Women Female Again


ExNameForUse replies on 1/6/2024 7:51 am:
That comment about the wand made me laugh... mine is very magical when at full speed

rosaenaluin 65F
11006 posts
1/6/2024 9:11 am

I love the first picture..😍🥰😍
It is known, to some...(?), that some women can have a much larger zise, then other women...
just like men, we women's are differently build, inside, too.
ALso, the womans insides get use to the zise of het man, lover, fuckbuddy., dom/me....
So...
Personally i like to be impressed with, by his zise...☺️....
Not made afraid.... ,


ExNameForUse replies on 1/6/2024 9:52 am:
I hear you, dear Rosa, and I am all with you - all for nice impressions

bdsmDOMdaddy 61M
4160 posts
1/6/2024 11:38 am

Lmao!...very funny Ex!
I was taught it’s the motion of the ocean w excellent kissing & tongue skills matters most not the size of the waves!
have a pleasant late nite Ex w your fingers doing the talking!


ExNameForUse replies on 1/6/2024 12:01 pm:
Ahhh "the motion of the ocean"... I like that expression, BDD!

jenny14 75T  
90348 posts
1/6/2024 4:14 pm

Ex

I love the cartoons

I think how a toy (or cock) is used in more important than size alone!

Also, a big cock is no match for a mental connection!


A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable, but more useful than a life spent doing nothing. George Bernard Shaw

Jenny


ExNameForUse replies on 1/7/2024 8:40 am:
Now I have to confess and it is a bit funny story, Jenny... long time ago... right after my divorce, I decided to treat myself to a nice piece of - a dildo... and having no clue what size I could actually take, I got one too big ... it was hilarious to try to fit it until I realized that even having a kid and years of a certain place being in use, I am still too tight for too thick and long... so I prefer what an average size can do if the one who is in control knows how to use it

rydermantel 69M
25365 posts
1/6/2024 5:06 pm

Very clever and funny! These put a smile on my face, especially the top one.


ExNameForUse replies on 1/7/2024 8:41 am:
I keep smiling whenever I see them, both of them... it's just so true, the first one in particular
So pleased this has made you smile, ryder!

JohnnyLightning 65M  
9672 posts
1/6/2024 9:59 pm

I have a big cock and it will fit. The whole thing with anal is relaxation and lubrication lubrication lubrication.

Howling at the moon and mal ad osteo.


ExNameForUse replies on 1/7/2024 8:44 am:
I don't have a big cock, but I am glad that you do ... hopefully you enjoy with him as much as you like!

JohnnyLightning 65M  
9672 posts
1/6/2024 10:00 pm

The cartoon with the woman in the pharmacy is hilarious.

Howling at the moon and mal ad osteo.


ExNameForUse replies on 1/7/2024 8:43 am:
It is, indeed... it is like can I at least see that one, so I know he exists


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