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ExNameForUse 53F
4232 posts
3/14/2024 11:28 am
The Clitorus

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ExNameForUse 53F
5739 posts
3/14/2024 11:32 am

As far as I am concerned, it is more like knocking on a heavens door, ... with a little devil playing around


Armstrong2 78M
222 posts
3/14/2024 11:51 am

This is new information for me. Where did you get this information?

By the way, why do you show a picture of a man? A man does not have a clitoris (I was going to write men do not have clitori but spellcheck did not like it).


ExNameForUse replies on 3/16/2024 2:48 am:
I think my fellow bloggers gave you all the answers...

drmgirl622 68F  
26056 posts
3/14/2024 12:07 pm

I always thought it was a little man in a boat


ExNameForUse replies on 3/16/2024 2:49 am:
We learn, ohhh we learn every day

IsoOnlineSub7 65M/56F
1544 posts
3/14/2024 12:45 pm

If that is true then the same thing holds for the penis. Wonder if that douchebag knows that?


ExNameForUse replies on 3/16/2024 2:53 am:
Somehow I think he believes this goes only for "clitorus" owners.

Plzrmeister 67M  
10360 posts
3/14/2024 1:05 pm

Knocking on heavens door.

Knock-knock-knockin' on Heaven's door ..... You have again reminded me of a song 'Knockin On Heaven's Door' released by Bob Dylan in 1973. I'm betting most women would agree with you - Devil's Doorbell? No way!


C'mon Ex - We both know you're not knocking on the door .... You're pounding on it.

Make Women Female Again


ExNameForUse replies on 3/16/2024 2:55 am:
Not sure what you mean by "we both know", as only one person on this site knows my ways... Anyway... whatever the way is, the end feeling is quite heavenly.

Dave54321 61M
2711 posts
3/14/2024 1:15 pm

Well, who knew. I wonder where that genius comes from?

By the way, do women feel like garbage after they masterbate?

I've never heard anyone, male or female mention this.
I don't feel like garbage; damn, does that mean I'm doing it wrong?


ExNameForUse replies on 3/16/2024 2:56 am:
Dave, all these years and I never felt like garbage. What am I doing wrong

Kruture 49M

3/14/2024 1:19 pm

DING DONG! The devil's doorbell is ringing!


ExNameForUse replies on 3/16/2024 2:59 am:
When I read this stuff, I'm unsure whether to laugh or cry... devil's doorbell... I mean... really....

DancingDom 74M
22560 posts
3/14/2024 1:28 pm

Males , who make ludicrous statements about a female's body function should be in line for a lobotomy.

"One Big Sky Covers Us All Equally"


ExNameForUse replies on 3/16/2024 3:02 am:
It seems impossible for someone to think, say believe this stuff, but little do I know about men.

hands4pleasure 62M
27 posts
3/14/2024 1:55 pm

Nothing like watching a female hyper ventilate and climb the wall as her clitoris is rapidly rubbed.


ExNameForUse replies on 3/16/2024 3:03 am:
That's all because of bad chemicals in her brain

wk14 56M
60 posts
3/14/2024 2:11 pm

You don’t play ding dong ditch at the devils door.😂😂


ExNameForUse replies on 3/16/2024 3:07 am:
Who would want to run from those doors when opened...

1benquick 71M
576 posts
3/14/2024 2:34 pm

Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha! Is that what you end up looking like if you abstain from 'ringing the devil's door bell'? Any of you ladies get the notion that this 'Herb' is anywhere close to 'correct', give me a call, I'll 'ring your doorbell' for you, with my tongue, flicking it like a snake flicks it's tongue...what a ...never mind...


ExNameForUse replies on 3/16/2024 3:09 am:
I was laughing loud when I saw this... it was like go back to your cave and spear us your wisdom, please.

grywolf2 73M
3082 posts
3/14/2024 2:52 pm

I'm sure I recently saw this bum on a street corner holding a sign that says

"The END is NEAR".

I believe that he's never masturbated, everyone knows the Devil always answers on the first ring.


ExNameForUse replies on 3/16/2024 3:12 am:
Since touching yourself kills your body... or maybe in his case just his brain cells... he must have been masturbating a lot

likeithot19 62M
5968 posts
3/14/2024 3:17 pm

Look for shit
One will find shit
This fits in that category


ExNameForUse replies on 3/16/2024 3:12 am:
Precisely, likeithot

Artschoolgrad 46M
8666 posts
3/14/2024 4:50 pm

hmmm....


ExNameForUse replies on 3/16/2024 3:13 am:
I understand... you are left out of words Arty

JohnnyLightning 65M  
9644 posts
3/14/2024 8:03 pm



Howling at the moon and mal ad osteo.


ExNameForUse replies on 3/16/2024 3:13 am:

Xplorer15 62M/59F
590 posts
3/14/2024 8:06 pm

YGBSM!


ExNameForUse replies on 3/16/2024 3:14 am:

tastetester61 62M
1771 posts
3/14/2024 8:44 pm

I never realised a turd could grow a beard.


ExNameForUse replies on 3/16/2024 3:16 am:
Well, now you have learned that too, besides other significant facts

rydermantel 69M
24971 posts
3/14/2024 9:53 pm

In which biology class did you learn that? Or is this part of a standup comic routine.


ExNameForUse replies on 3/16/2024 3:29 am:
I think it is a sad reality ryder...

brandygirasol 54T
9426 posts
3/15/2024 3:58 am

    Quoting ExNameForUse:
    As far as I am concerned, it is more like knocking on a heavens door, ... with a little devil playing around
☺️Ha☺️


ExNameForUse replies on 3/16/2024 3:16 am:

Gowron 69M
3100 posts
3/15/2024 5:41 am

    Quoting ExNameForUse:
    As far as I am concerned, it is more like knocking on a heavens door, ... with a little devil playing around
Puritan:
a person who is always worried that someone, somewhere, is having fun.


ExNameForUse replies on 3/16/2024 3:30 am:
What a sad person that must be...

bdsmDOMdaddy 61M
4113 posts
3/15/2024 6:43 am

it may be the devil knocking on the door but he’s also ringing on heavens gate…good vs bad always shadow each other!
it’s made to suK on various speeds flicking your tongue over it while inserting fingers into one or both holes & makin her flop like a fish outta water happy!


ExNameForUse replies on 3/16/2024 3:21 am:
The way you put it, BDD, hard she would feel like garbage later

twstdrkdom 60M
3 posts
3/15/2024 7:07 am

You can't fix stupid.


ExNameForUse replies on 3/16/2024 3:22 am:
Nope, no fixing there.

BldBvrsareGr8 67M
248 posts
3/15/2024 8:13 am

Hahahaha Now that is funny.. Sadly there are those who would(and will) believe this kinda stupidity.


ExNameForUse replies on 3/16/2024 3:23 am:
That's the thing with the internet... everyone has access to it to say whatever they want and reach those who would believe it.

rosaenaluin 65F
11002 posts
3/15/2024 9:59 am

Such a pitty, such a sour person, i beth he does not do such a thing...
Masturbating... that is... 😱


ExNameForUse replies on 3/16/2024 3:26 am:
Can you imagine someone actually believing this shit.... but I bet he does it very often... that would explain why his brain cells are dead since masturbation kills your body

Disciplinarian08 73M
26 posts
3/15/2024 12:10 pm

The clitoris is a glorious organ! The only part of the human body (in either gender) that exists solely for the giving of pleasure.


ExNameForUse replies on 3/16/2024 3:27 am:
And how difficult is that to understand unless you are a pathological misogynist...


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