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ExNameForUse 53F
4233 posts
4/10/2024 10:46 am
Va🍓ina Dentata

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ExNameForUse 53F
5739 posts
4/10/2024 10:51 am

... vagina as a symbol and a timeless inspiration for storytelling...


Artschoolgrad 46M
8694 posts
4/10/2024 10:54 am

the fear of putting it into such a "dangerous" place! : )


ExNameForUse replies on 4/11/2024 10:48 am:
.... is real, but the urge to do it is still unbearable

Donzis007 61M  
17 posts
4/10/2024 11:14 am

If you want to believe the myths, it pretty much eliminates 1/2 of the oral sex enjoyment.


ExNameForUse replies on 4/11/2024 10:49 am:
Then who would want to believe in myths

brandygirasol 55T
9430 posts
4/10/2024 11:18 am

Ooooooo my dear Ex❤️... You are a very naughty girl!!! ... Ha👄


ExNameForUse replies on 4/11/2024 10:50 am:
Been a while since, but she is not dead yet

meltwill2 72M  
3794 posts
4/10/2024 11:18 am

"that removed the teeth from her vaginal cavity"
I think I met one years ago that they missed.......


ExNameForUse replies on 4/11/2024 10:51 am:
So, how did it go, still all parts in place

Plzrmeister 67M  
10402 posts
4/10/2024 1:08 pm

If a tribal hero chews an herb and spits on her genitals.

I wonder if that is the wild 'Vaginas Tuliptas' weed that grows on the riverbanks around here.

Might be ... I've never seen any rattlesnakes where it grows.

Make Women Female Again


ExNameForUse replies on 4/11/2024 10:53 am:
It has been a while since I saw the one-eyed snake in person, too

drmgirl622 68F  
26080 posts
4/10/2024 1:31 pm

"The Amazonian Vaginal Piranha"......I liked this myth the best


ExNameForUse replies on 4/11/2024 10:54 am:
Just the image of little sharp teeth makes me squeeze my tights

drmgirl622 68F  
26080 posts
4/10/2024 1:32 pm

Ex, I must say you have some interesting reading material!


ExNameForUse replies on 4/11/2024 10:57 am:
Thighs, sorry, I always mix those two

I have found something else, will share soon... plenty of spare time on this stayingathome vacation... boredom is a devil's playground as they say

Dave54321 61M
2713 posts
4/10/2024 1:36 pm

Interesting stories, was unaware of these.
Women dangerous? Or men making excuses for their lack of self control
when confronted by the chance of getting some pussy?

Perhaps that's why men tend to use their fingers first,
before trying to insert something more delicate.


ExNameForUse replies on 4/11/2024 10:58 am:
Now it becomes more clear why some guys never returned after in a moment of passion I said I could eat all of you

There is a point with fingers though

1benquick 71M
596 posts
4/10/2024 2:31 pm

America has their own version of 'vagina dentata' and her name is Lorena Bobbitt (although the castration deed was performed with a kitchen knife while he was asleep in bed, but since we're talking 'myths' here, the act wasn't a myth, just the actual 'tool' to perform the act COULD have become a 'myth' if Mr. John Wayne Bobbitt hadn't survived and had the severed 'member' surgically reattached ('Honey, what's this SCAR all the way around the shaft of your penis?'...
There have been several mythological stories mentioned here in the BLOGS recently, so WHY NOT one about 'vagina dentata'? Thanks for sharing, Ex, I'm SURE I'll sleep soundly on my stomach this evening! OUCH!!!


ExNameForUse replies on 4/11/2024 11:00 am:
With a pillow between your thighs just in case

DancingDom 74M
22567 posts
4/10/2024 2:37 pm

No on the other side of the coin, are the stores/jokes about women with such large vaginas, that guys have lots car keys, flashlights and even trucks inside. So the guy who lost his keys and the one who lost a flashlight get to talking. If they help each other find the flashlight, then they can use the keys to drive the truck out of there.

"One Big Sky Covers Us All Equally"


ExNameForUse replies on 4/11/2024 11:02 am:
What were they doing with car keys, flashlights, or trucks in her vagina in the first place?

1benquick 71M
596 posts
4/10/2024 3:06 pm

    Quoting ExNameForUse:
    ... vagina as a symbol and a timeless inspiration for storytelling...
And the accompanying photo above of a 'penis fly trap'...


ExNameForUse replies on 4/11/2024 11:02 am:
...it keeps s haunting me even if I do not have a penis

Coprolite 73M
31 posts
4/10/2024 4:08 pm

I've known about vagina dentata for some time but thank you for the alternate takes


ExNameForUse replies on 4/11/2024 11:03 am:
Good for a heart to laugh a bit

Incognitomaster 52M
721 posts
4/10/2024 4:22 pm

Also: Please acknowledge the German gay comic artist Tom König, who wrote a comic book "Kondom des Grauens" (english something like "Condom of dread", but I am not sure if an english translatin exists), where a condom takes the part of cock-devouring monster. Pretty much the same story line. Also, fun to read.

When you come to a fork in the road, take it.

__Yogi Berra


ExNameForUse replies on 4/11/2024 11:11 am:
That could be something interesting to read and see

keepyosmiling 70M
18 posts
4/10/2024 4:32 pm

Ex, nice entertaining read!


ExNameForUse replies on 4/11/2024 11:12 am:
It was my intention to have some fun and laugh with my friends, glad if you enjoyed too

grywolf2 73M
3095 posts
4/10/2024 4:35 pm

I guess a vaginadontist is tough to find if she develops a cavity.


ExNameForUse replies on 4/11/2024 11:13 am:
That would be a high risk job for sure

JohnnyLightning 65M  
9650 posts
4/10/2024 8:10 pm

The vagina dentata sound creepy. Time to do a brain dump and get that word out of my head.

Howling at the moon and mal ad osteo.


ExNameForUse replies on 4/11/2024 11:15 am:
Well next time you approach one, I am sure this could come to mind

jenny14 75T  
90335 posts
4/11/2024 11:03 pm

Ex

This is very interesting and I hope never to meet such a woman for any reason!


A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable, but more useful than a life spent doing nothing. George Bernard Shaw

Jenny


ExNameForUse replies on 4/12/2024 3:29 am:
Somehow, dear Jenny - I believe you would not
Neither am I even not in danger


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