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likeithot19 62M
1455 posts
11/27/2023 10:16 am
What do you believe?

On the outskirts of a small town, there was a big, old pecan tree just inside the cemetery fence. One day, two boys filled up a bucketful of nuts and sat down by the tree, out of sight, and began dividing the nuts.
“One for you, one for me, one for you, one for me,” said one boy. Several dropped and rolled down toward the fence. Another boy came riding along the road on his bicycle. As he passed, he thought he heard voices from inside the cemetery. He slowed down to investigate. Sure enough, he heard, “One for you, one for me, one for you, one for me ….”
He just knew what it was. He jumped back on his bike and rode off. Just around the bend, he met an old man with a cane, hobbling along.
“Come here quick,” said the boy, “you won’t believe what I heard! Satan and the Lord are down at the cemetery dividing up the souls!”
The man said, “Beat it, , can’t you see it’s hard for me to walk.” When the boy insisted though, the man hobbled slowly to the cemetery.
Standing by the fence they heard, “One for you, one for me. One for you, one for me.”
The old man whispered, “Boy, you’ve been tellin’ me the truth. Let’s see if we can see the Lord.” Shaking with fear, they peered through the fence, yet were still unable to see anything. The old man and the boy gripped the wrought iron bars of the fence tighter and tighter as they tried to get a glimpse of the Lord.
At last, they heard, “One for you, one for me. That’s all. Now let’s go get those nuts by the fence and we’ll be done.”
They say the old man had the lead for a good half-mile before the on the bike passed him.

likeithot19 62M
6112 posts
11/27/2023 10:17 am

 they say it was true...


boh99 68M
3171 posts
11/27/2023 11:21 am

 sounds true to me !

When I was in high school, near the football stadium was an old cemetery. At 1/2 time, it was full of "nuts".


likeithot19 replies on 11/27/2023 3:54 pm:
Oh look it is a marble forest
yes, what a grave situation
All those old folks
just laying around

drmgirl622 68F  
26179 posts
11/27/2023 1:24 pm


Artschoolgrad 47M
8860 posts
11/27/2023 3:35 pm

 love that one!


BillywildMartin 73M

11/27/2023 4:37 pm
    Quoting boh99:
    sounds true to me !

    When I was in high school, near the football stadium was an old cemetery. At 1/2 time, it was full of "nuts".
Yep! And you know why there's ALWAYS a fence around cemeteries? 'Cause people are DYIN' to get in them...



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