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The Query Dear Tech Support, "Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slowdown in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as NBA 5.0, NFL 3.0, and Golf Clubs 4.1. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and House cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems but to no avail. What can I do? Signed: Desperate The response (that came weeks later out of the blue) Dear Desperate, First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an Operating System. Please enter the command: I thought you loved me.html and try to download Tears 6.2. Do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5. However, remember, overuse of the Tears application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0, or Beer 6.1. Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta version. Whatever you do, DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Mother-In-Law 1.0 as it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources. In addition, please do not attempt to re-install the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0. In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend Cooking 3.0. Good Luck Tech Support  |
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Another swamp pic when the light was just right!
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awesome instructions! did you take that picture!!?
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Tech support can be so helpful sometimes
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Wow, that is incredible. Where's the gators?
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"Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly."  Yes, that's a great photo of the swamp - is that actual natural light? Crazy colors!
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Do you know if Tech Support is single? Or maybe has an adult, single sibling?  Love that digital swamp art 
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Love the photo. Thank you for sharing. Ars longa, vita brevis - Art is long, life is short  
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Just because you may have the latest product installed, it does mot mean you know how to use it as intended. I have learned that when Tech Support makes a product that is idiot proof, someone invents a better idiot.
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great pic - good instructions, if only life came with an owners manual !
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That is an incredible picture. Great post. 
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that's an amazing picture! i've never been swamp riding but came close a couple of times and it's on my list of things to do!
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