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likeithot19 62M
1457 posts
1/23/2024 3:50 pm
The Lord works in strange ways

Two prostitutes were riding around town with a sign on top of their car which said, "TWO prostitUTES . . . $50.00." A policeman seeing the sign, stopped them and told them they'd either have to remove the sign or go to jail. Just at that time another car passed with a sign saying "Jesus Saves." They asked the cop why he let the other car go and he said, "well, that's a little different it pertains to religion." So they took their sign down and the next day there they were, driving around town with a new sign which said, "l;Two Angels Seeking Peter . . . $50.00."


likeithot19 62M
6112 posts
1/23/2024 3:51 pm

ALL smelling fishy...


drmgirl622 68F  
26198 posts
1/23/2024 3:58 pm


rydermantel 69M
26040 posts
1/23/2024 4:08 pm

Smart girls.


meltwill2 72M
3833 posts
1/23/2024 4:14 pm

Now THAT is DAMN funny.....you get an excellent on that homework assignment


rydermantel 69M
26040 posts
1/23/2024 4:21 pm

By the way, what happened to the car. Are they fishing in a Louisiana bayou?


meltwill2 72M
3833 posts
1/23/2024 4:38 pm

    Quoting rydermantel:
    By the way, what happened to the car. Are they fishing in a Louisiana bayou?
One married the local town new car dealer and the other one married
the high sheriff....now they do what the hell they want and no one cares....


1benquick 71M
666 posts
1/23/2024 4:45 pm

Them's some SMART fish, right there!


boh99 68M
3172 posts
1/23/2024 5:09 pm

hmmm... smells fishy....


brandygirasol 55T
9437 posts
1/24/2024 3:12 am

Ha👅


Tckg12 69M
2562 posts
1/24/2024 3:50 am

now that'as FUNNY!!!


rydermantel 69M
26040 posts
1/24/2024 3:50 pm

    Quoting meltwill2:
    One married the local town new car dealer and the other one married
    the high sheriff....now they do what the hell they want and no one cares....
Smart girls.


Artschoolgrad 47M
8881 posts
1/31/2024 5:48 am

LOL

also... i LOVE accomplished fisherwomen!



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