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hardtop4you 65M
246 posts
1/30/2022 5:22 pm
Jesus is watching you

A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables, and when he picked up a CD player to place in his sack, a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark saying "Jesus is watching you." He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight out and froze.
When he heard nothing more after a bit, he shook his head, clicked the light back on and began searching for more valuables. Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard, "Jesus is watching you." Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot.

"Did you say that?" he hissed at the parrot.

"Yep," the parrot confessed, "I'm just trying to warn you."

The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? the hell are you?"

"Moses," replied the bird.

"Moses" the burglar laughed. "What kind of people would a parrot Moses?"

"The kind of people that would their rotweiller Jesus," the bird answered.

hardtop4you 65M

1/30/2022 5:24 pm

 Holy Moses


heatedcorrosion 56M
80 posts
1/30/2022 9:22 pm

 That was good.


drmgirl622 68F  
26111 posts
1/31/2022 8:25 am

 I liked that, lol



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