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Oh the horror IF...  You don't think the corded vibrator is so bad now, do ya? |
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Rationing the vibrator to save gas... THE HORROR!
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7/25/2022 5:00 am |
If they were, California would outlaw them to "save the planet." Then only electric ones would be allowed. But wind and solar can't keep up with the demand so there would be even more "rolling blackouts."  "OH! OH! I'm cumming! I'm... crap! the power went out again!"  My "gurl name" is Kate Coxuker. It is who i am and what i do. 
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why haven’t we scaled down nuclear reaction to the size of a cell ph yeT?! that’s the future of dildos never ending power source & contented bliss!
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The Earth Angel Wind-Up Vibrator is typical of green, wholemeal, tree-hugger penitence. The "world’s first 100% eco-friendly wind-up sex toy" builds the punishment into the pleasure — you need to work for your thrills. The vibrator is made from 100% recycled plastic and parts — a do-gooder’s dream — and requires you to do four minutes of furious cranking for every half hour of use. It does store your juice, though, so you can put in the wrist-power now and enjoy the fruits at your leisure. You get four speeds and easy three button up-down-off control. For those of you for whom size still matters, the length is just 8.5” and the circumference 5.3” (a diameter of 1.7”). Great during power-cuts I would imagine! xx "People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do."
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The Earth Angel Wind-Up Vibrator is typical of green, wholemeal, tree-hugger penitence. The "world’s first 100% eco-friendly wind-up sex toy" builds the punishment into the pleasure — you need to work for your thrills. The vibrator is made from 100% recycled plastic and parts — a do-gooder’s dream — and requires you to do four minutes of furious cranking for every half hour of use. It does store your juice, though, so you can put in the wrist-power now and enjoy the fruits at your leisure. You get four speeds and easy three button up-down-off control. For those of you for whom size still matters, the length is just 8.5” and the circumference 5.3” (a diameter of 1.7”). Great during power-cuts I would imagine! xx
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it looks like a lot of work Useable anywhere; no need for a power source; no worrying about flat batteries  30 mins of fun for 4 mins of effort..... not a bad trade-off. My only issue with it is it's not a big as I'm used to! xx "People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do."
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. Useable anywhere; no need for a power source; no worrying about flat batteries 30 mins of fun for 4 mins of effort..... not a bad trade-off. My only issue with it is it's not a big as I'm used to! xx I am still laughing @"it's not as big as I'm used to." ~~bows~~
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7/27/2022 10:57 pm |
it looks like a lot of work 
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I agree.  I have changed my mind as UR_Fantazee offered an Epic demo
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