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rondiri 65M
7308 posts
2/12/2023 6:32 pm

Last Read:
2/14/2023 11:48 am

attempting everything


An 85-year-old man was requested by his Doctor to have a sperm count as part of his physical exam.
The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow."
The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day.
The doctor asked what happened and the man explained:
"Well, doc, it's like this --- first I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing.
Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then with her left, still nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, still nothing.
We even called up Arleen, the lady next door and she tried too. First with both hands, then an armpit, and she even tried squeezin' it between her knees but still nothing."
The doctor was shocked and said, "You asked your neighbor?"
The old man replied, "Yep, none of us could get the jar open."

rondiri 65M
11187 posts
2/12/2023 6:33 pm

I don't wanna get any older.


brandygirasol 55T
9435 posts
2/12/2023 7:16 pm

He is old enough that he should know better.. 😎


rondiri replies on 2/13/2023 12:06 am:

meltwill2 72M  
3819 posts
2/12/2023 9:32 pm

    Quoting rondiri:
    I don't wanna get any older.
I don't wanna touch that jar....


rondiri replies on 2/13/2023 12:05 am:

skin0346 64M
334 posts
2/13/2023 1:02 am


rondiri replies on 2/13/2023 8:51 am:

UR_Fantazee 27F  
7057 posts
2/13/2023 12:55 pm

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xx

"People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do."


rondiri replies on 2/14/2023 11:47 am:

Dave54321 61M
2718 posts
2/13/2023 1:23 pm


"I don't wanna get any older."
Me neither... Unfortunately we don't get the choice.


manni_pr 52T
2609 posts
2/13/2023 6:52 pm


rondiri replies on 2/14/2023 11:48 am:


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