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A shopkeeper advertises "Sales assistant/handyman wanted" in his shop window.. After a few a hours go by a young simple lad walks in and says id like to apply for the job advertised in your window. SHOPKEEPER : Have you any previous experience? SIMPLE LAD : No not in a shop but i am handy because i live just around the corner. SHOPKEEPER : ha ha ok ill give you a trial . I will serve this customer and you follow my lead on the next 1. CUSTOMER: Hello sir i'de like to buy some grass seed SHOPKEEPER : GREAT would you likd to purchase a lawn mower with the seed because once it grows your need to cut it. CUSTOMER : oh ok go on then.. So the Simple Lad then stands behind the counter as another customer walks in. CUSTOMER WHISPERS: I'de like to buy some tampons SIMPLE LAD : What? CUSTOMER : My wifes on her you know whats ide like to buy some tampons for her. SIMPLE LAD : OH....Ok would you like to buy a lawn mower with that? CUSTOMER :WHY? SIMPLE LAD : Well your weekends fucked you might as well cut the grass.
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LOL.....we have a winner 
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. Oh dear..... xx  "People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do."
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA a PRETTY WOMAN AND A GOOD JOKE ALWAYS PUT A SMILE ON MY FACE
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bravo!
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Nice. Never heard that one before.
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HaHaHaHaHa👅
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Ha!Ha!👅
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