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Is there sex after death? See comments |
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An elderly couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other if there is sex after death. Their biggest fear was that there was no "after life" at all. After a long life together, Frank was the first to die. True to his word, he made the first contact: "Kris, Kris, can you hear me? "Is that you, Frank? "Yes, I've come back like we agreed. "That's wonderful! What's it like? "Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex. I have breakfast and then it's off to the golf course. I have sex again, bathe in the warm sun andthen have sex a couple of more times. Then I have lunch (and Kris, you'd be proud -- lots of greens). Another romp around the golf course, then pretty much have sex the rest of the afternoon. After supper,it's back to the golf course again. Then it's more sex until late at night. I catch some much needed sleep and then the next day it starts all over again. "Oh, Frank! Are you in Heaven? "No -- I'm a rabbit somewhere in Arizona."
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that would be my luck......
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And then there was the guy that said to his girlfriend... "My doctor gave me the O.K. to go ahead and die during sex." She said, "At least we know it’ll be quick." [image]
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I always give them the challenge of rocking like a little paint shaker trying to snap it off. Howling at the moon and mal ad osteo.
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. I don't believe in reincarnation. Who wants to come back as a tin of milk?  xx "People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do."
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Well, it could have been worse
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Ha Ha Ha👅
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lol
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too funny!
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When you kick the bucket your wife is going to have sex orgies galore. 
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that was a fun one...
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didn't see that one coming!
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