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rondiri 65M
7307 posts
8/17/2023 5:48 pm

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8/23/2023 8:17 am

Little Johnny vs the Teacher


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rondiri 65M
11184 posts
8/17/2023 5:48 pm

During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question:
"Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?" ☺
Michael said: 'Just a minute I have to go pee.' 😠
The teacher responded by saying: 'That would be rude and impolite'
What about you Sherman, how would you say it?'
Sherman said: 'I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back.' 😶
'That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table. 😏
And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for once and show us your good manners? 😠
Johnny said: 'I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope to introduce to you after dinner.' 😳😳
The teacher fainted


grywolf2 73M
3117 posts
8/17/2023 7:00 pm

I think we can stop calling little Johnny little.

This boy is a man.


rondiri replies on 8/18/2023 3:29 am:

likeithot19 62M
6074 posts
8/17/2023 7:55 pm


rondiri replies on 8/18/2023 3:30 am:

brandygirasol 55T
9435 posts
8/18/2023 3:32 am

Ha👅


rondiri replies on 8/18/2023 3:00 pm:

isarainer 55M
69 posts
8/18/2023 4:17 am


rondiri replies on 8/18/2023 3:00 pm:

Artschoolgrad 47M
8742 posts
8/18/2023 4:42 am

smart guy!


rondiri replies on 8/18/2023 3:00 pm:

drmgirl622 68F  
26126 posts
8/18/2023 7:08 am

That Little Johnnie is going to be a charmer one day


rondiri replies on 8/18/2023 3:01 pm:

meltwill2 72M  
3813 posts
8/18/2023 11:52 am

    Quoting grywolf2:
    I think we can stop calling little Johnny little.

    This boy is a man.
I think your right.


UR_Fantazee 27F  
7057 posts
8/18/2023 3:48 pm

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xx

"People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do."


rondiri replies on 8/20/2023 8:36 am:

rydermantel 69M
25504 posts
8/22/2023 9:34 am

We need a guy like Ron DeSantis. He's the man. He has to stop pussyfooting around non essential issues and get on the ball. He will have my vote. Like you say little Johnny is not a boy, he is a man.


rondiri 65M
11184 posts
8/22/2023 12:17 pm

    Quoting rydermantel:
    We need a guy like Ron DeSantis. He's the man. He has to stop pussyfooting around non essential issues and get on the ball. He will have my vote. Like you say little Johnny is not a boy, he is a man.
DeSantis is running Florida into the ground. He had the highest death rate for Covid, but refused all Government offers of vaccines. His anti-migrant policy has led LEGAL migrants to leave the state with illegal family members, and left the construction and produce industries with nowhere near the required workers to finish construction jobs or bring in crops. He bit off more than he could chew fighting Disney and now wants to put that all in the past (Give Up). Even Chris Christie is leading him in the polls... and Christie isn't wanted anywhere near Jersey, where he was governor (he's a crook, like Trump... takes one to know one, LO.DeSantis is against the LGBTQ Community (obviously), migrants, women's rights and he's trying to whitewash black history as if racism never happened. he further right than Trump. All because he THOUGHT that would get him elected. He's a fraud. No one knows what he will actually think or do because he is now finding he has to backtrack on all his failed choices.


rydermantel 69M
25504 posts
8/22/2023 1:09 pm

    Quoting rondiri:
    DeSantis is running Florida into the ground. He had the highest death rate for Covid, but refused all Government offers of vaccines. His anti-migrant policy has led LEGAL migrants to leave the state with illegal family members, and left the construction and produce industries with nowhere near the required workers to finish construction jobs or bring in crops. He bit off more than he could chew fighting Disney and now wants to put that all in the past (Give Up). Even Chris Christie is leading him in the polls... and Christie isn't wanted anywhere near Jersey, where he was governor (he's a crook, like Trump... takes one to know one, LO.DeSantis is against the LGBTQ Community (obviously), migrants, women's rights and he's trying to whitewash black history as if racism never happened. he further right than Trump. All because he THOUGHT that would get him elected. He's a fraud. No one knows what he will actually think or do because he is now finding he has to backtrack on all his failed choices.
ALL FAKE NEWS.


rondiri 65M
11184 posts
8/23/2023 8:17 am

Ya, sure. When EVERY news outlet says it, it's gotta be fake. Dream on.



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