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Blogs > rondiri > My thought's, fun and fiction

rondiri 65M
7314 posts
9/12/2023 11:27 am

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9/17/2023 9:39 am
light a candle

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rondiri 65M
11194 posts
9/12/2023 11:27 am

 Mrs. Donovan was walking down O’Connell Street in Dublin when she met up with Father Flaherty.
The Father said, ‘Top o’ the mornin’ To ye! Aren’t ye Mrs. Donovan And didn’t I marry ye and yer Hoosband two years ago?’
She replied, ‘Aye, that ye did, Father.’
The Father asked, ‘And be there Any wee little ones yet?’
She replied, ‘No, not yet, Father.’
The Father said, ‘Well now, I’m going to Rome next week And I’ll light a fertility candle for ye And yer hoosband.’
She replied, ‘Oh, thank ye, Father…’ They then parted ways..
Some years later they met again.
The Father asked, ‘Well now, Mrs. Donovan, how are ye these days?’
She replied, ‘Oh, very well, Father!’
The Father asked, ‘And tell me , Have ye any wee ones yet?’
She replied, ‘Oh yes, Father!
Two sets of twins and six singles, Ten in all!’
The Father said, ‘That’s wonderful!
And how is yer loving hoosband doing?’
She replied, ‘E’s gone to Rome to blow out yer fookin’ candle!!!


drmgirl622 68F  
26159 posts
9/12/2023 11:44 am

 That damn candle


rondiri replies on 9/13/2023 7:55 am:

rydermantel 69M
25779 posts
9/12/2023 12:05 pm

 Is this a Christian joke making light of a religion?


rondiri replies on 9/13/2023 7:55 am:
no

meltwill2 72M  
3822 posts
9/12/2023 12:27 pm

 another good one as usual.........


rondiri replies on 9/13/2023 7:56 am:

manni_pr 52T
2610 posts
9/12/2023 2:15 pm

 Good heavens! With this economy!


rondiri replies on 9/13/2023 7:56 am:

rydermantel 69M
25779 posts
9/12/2023 10:01 pm

 Now we see the light.


rondiri replies on 9/13/2023 7:56 am:

brandygirasol 55T
9437 posts
9/13/2023 5:00 am

 👶🍼👶🍼👶🍼👶🍼👶🍼👶🍼👶🍼👶🍼👶🍼🙄


rondiri replies on 9/13/2023 7:56 am:

BillywildMartin 73M

9/16/2023 6:51 pm

 Reminds one of the scene in the "Monte Python movie" the clip were they had the kids singin' "Every sperm is sacred, every sperm is GREAT, if a sperm is wasted, God gets QUITE irate!"


rondiri replies on 9/17/2023 9:38 am:


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