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Lawyers should never ask a Georgia grandma a question if they aren't prepared for the answer. In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know me?' She responded, 'Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a boy, and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realise you'll never amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you.' The lawyer was stunned. Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know the defence attorney?' She again replied, 'Why yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster, too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. He can't build a normal relationship with anyone, and his law practice is one of the worst in the entire state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women. One of them was your wife. Yes, I know him.' The defence attorney nearly died. The judge asked both counsellors to approach the bench and, in a very quiet voice, said, 'If either of you idiots asks her if she knows me, I'll send you both to the electric chair.
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Love that - a real LOL moment!!
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Oldie but goodie
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A few secrets, I imagine 
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Now that's FUNNY!
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Awesome!!! I have not laughed that hard in years. Thank you!!!
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Ha👄
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lol!
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Reminds me of the DA and Judge in both Ga and NY cases against Trump. LOL
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If you believe that, YOU need to be indicted for being so naive. and that's putting it mildly.
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If you believe that, YOU need to be indicted for being so naive. and that's putting it mildly. Free pass for Hilary, Hunter, Eric Holder, and many of the "so called intelligence experts" who signed the letter attesting to Russian collusion regarding Hunter's laptop. Many of whom told Bush43 that there were "WMD's" in Iraq.
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That's what you liberals do best ... indict anyone who disagrees with you. Free pass for Hilary, Hunter, Eric Holder, and many of the "so called intelligence experts" who signed the letter attesting to Russian collusion regarding Hunter's laptop. Many of whom told Bush43 that there were "WMD's" in Iraq.
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