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Perception A man sat down at a bar and told the bartender, "I bet you three hundred dollars that I can piss into the cup all the way over there on the other side of the bar and not miss a single drop." The bartender said, "There is no way you can do that. Sure, I'll bet you three hundred dollars." The man then begins to undo his pants and begins pissing. He starts pissing all over the bar, spraying on the bottles and the bartender, not making a single drop in the cup. The bartender starts smiling and laughing and says, "That's it, you owe me three hundred dollars." The man then gets up and walks over to the pool table and starts laughing and shaking hands with the men standing there. He walks back to bar, sits down and starts laughing at the bartender and hands him the money. The bartender asks, "Why are you laughing? You just lost the bet." The man said, "I'm laughing because I bet those guys over there one thousand dollars that I could piss all over you and your bar and you would still be laughing when I was done." Sometimes what we perceive as being good, is just being pissed on again. |
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Some sure things, aren't.
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un This is a wonderful story and an illustration of how easy it can be, to be conned! A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable, but more useful than a life spent doing nothing. George Bernard Shaw Jenny
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Good is all relative........
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The bartender obviously didn't stop to think about who was goi g to clean it up if/when he missed. I wonder if he was laughing while he was cleaning it up? 😂
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 Had heard it before several different ways....but it is still damn funny!  
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1/12/2023 2:53 pm |
I love this!
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