159 posts 4/22/2024 5:51 am
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Every Thing is a Dildo
I bet i know a lot that are not, but not so easy to rhyme, like, coconut, flower pot, folding bike, lol
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2593 posts 4/22/2024 5:53 am |
Sure made my laugh an if it were true,what a climax
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79 posts 4/22/2024 6:12 am |
that's one way to get to Brazil 
sarabr0wn17 replies on 4/22/2024 9:33 am:
Just some of you though! |
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1283 posts 4/22/2024 6:14 am |
I guess she had an explosive orgasm.
sarabr0wn17 replies on 4/22/2024 9:34 am:
For sure, i know the feeling, lol |
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1555 posts 4/22/2024 6:29 am |
That's one way to go!
sarabr0wn17 replies on 4/22/2024 9:34 am:
And what a way to go. |
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49 posts 4/22/2024 6:33 am |
I’d bang one out to that!
Sorry, I’ll get me coat……
sarabr0wn17 replies on 4/22/2024 9:35 am:
Hahaha, (Hate your photo, scares me,) |
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1781 posts 4/22/2024 7:13 am |
That's certainly going too far with a blow job.
sarabr0wn17 replies on 4/22/2024 9:35 am:
I would say so too. |
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355 posts 4/22/2024 7:36 am |
Would you be brave enough, Sara?😈
sarabr0wn17 replies on 4/22/2024 9:36 am:
No Sir, not brave enough |
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609 posts 4/22/2024 8:12 am |
Think I heard that for the first time when I was about 12! That one and this one; 'There once was a man named Dave, who lived with a whore in a cave, she was minus one tit and smelled like SH_T, but THINK of the money he saved!'...both from the early 'Jurassic period'...
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6049 posts 4/22/2024 8:18 am |
She was truly blown away...
For a man
it is a hole
don't you know
we push into them
just to cum and go
sarabr0wn17 replies on 4/22/2024 9:38 am:
She sure was, lol |
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218 posts 4/22/2024 8:21 am |
An alternate way to have a mind blowing orgasm that really did blow her socks off and give her that Brazilian she craved
sarabr0wn17 replies on 4/22/2024 9:38 am:
Hahaha, brilliant |
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4159 posts 4/22/2024 9:17 am |
Lmao!…you definitely don’t want to pull the pin w that dildo Sara
sarabr0wn17 replies on 4/23/2024 12:15 am:
Lol for sure Sir, hahaha |
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3802 posts 4/22/2024 11:53 am |
That gives a whole new meaning to just drop it down the tube....
bout a 60mm there......makes a hell of a bang.......  
sarabr0wn17 replies on 4/23/2024 12:15 am:
Hahahaha good one. |
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338 posts 4/23/2024 2:17 am |
Maybe it's a "Willy Peter" --a white phosphorous mortar round, against whose visible white smoke upon impact, subsequent H E Quick (High Explosive) rounds could be adjusted--their deflection & elevation--for a more accurate & lethal fire mission. I took Basic and AIT (advanced infantry training) at Fort Polk in Louisiana when I was a young lad, and-- wouldn't you know it--my first MOS (military occupational standard/service)--my first army job-- was as an indirect fire crewman--that is, as a mortar man. It scared the shit out of me, for the most part, especially the misfires, so as soon as I could, I got my MOS changed and became a driver, which included trucks--deuce and a halfs, ton and a quarters--and jeeps, etc.-- and which was a hell of a lot more comforting, civilized, and safe. I was in a National Guard unit that was heading back to New York after these months of training were finished. The rest of the guys we trained with were either drafted or had enlisted in the regular army...and whose next stop on their "itinerary" was almost certain to be Vietnam, where the brutal and savage war was in full swing. I account myself lucky to have avoided 'Nam, though I remain ever grateful to those who went over there to courageously face the madness, head on...many of whom, sadly, never returned. One of my brothers did go over there (with the 173rd Airborne) and thankfully, did return, after his tour of duty was up. His MOS, by the way, was as a radio operator. It's hard to believe that it has been almost 50 years since that war ended, Sara. It's even harder to believe that I was born only two years after World War II ended. OMG! I guess I'm just an ancient senior citizen, now... LOL
sarabr0wn17 replies on 4/23/2024 9:06 am:
Nothing wrong with your memory. |
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609 posts 4/23/2024 4:07 am |
Then there's the one about a 'New England' man; 'There once was a man from Nantucket, his cock was so long he could suck it! He said with a laugh as he fondle his 'staff', 'If my ear was a pussy I'd f......well you get the idea...'
sarabr0wn17 replies on 4/23/2024 9:08 am:
Hahahaha, lol |
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