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Dear Big Dicks Hello stranger, I see from the unsolicited picture you sent that you have a big cock. You’re obviously very impressed with it; so much so that you felt you simply *had* to share it with a woman you’ve never met! Oh…it’s…it’s not just me? You show it off to every woman you message? I see. Just out of curiosity – how’s that been working out for you? Do you get a lot of responses? Are the majority of women falling all over themselves, clamoring for a chance to climb your cock like squirrels up a tree? Or are the majority replying with varying forms of “fuck off”? Are you simply a very confused emotional masochist? By that I mean, do you purposely engage in inappropriate behavior on a social media platform, with the goal being “verbal” (i.e., written) humiliation and degradation by anonymous women? Do you realize there are literally thousands of women who would humiliate and degrade you live and in person, if you could just keep your pet snake tucked away until she asked to see it? Maybe you’re not a confused, emotional masochist…maybe you’re King Cock. Oh lord…I’ve met you and pretty much every single version of yourself you’ve ever invented. All hail the King…no, seriously. I want to rain down stones upon your head. Both your heads. For you, I have a couple of legitimate questions. First, how the hell did you come to the conclusion that having a big dick and being “dominate” were synonymous? Second, did you know that if your partner was actually turned on and adequately aroused, even your big dick probably wouldn’t give her much pause when you slid it inside? Oh, I know...All your partners have told you how much your “Big Daddy Dick” hurts…News flash, your Majesty, even a small cock hurts like hell when it’s being rammed into a cunt that’s as dry as the Mojave. A big dick doesn’t make you dominant or make you a great lay. You’ve used “Big Cock” status to skate through your entire sexual life, under the mistaken impression that bringing a fat prick to the party was more than adequate and you didn’t need to do anything else…just lay back and cum. Welcome to the grown-up world, kiddo. Big dicks are a dime a dozen and I can go get one that never gets soft, vibrates, and actually knows where my clit is…and it’s sparkly and neon pink. Your big dick is officially replaceable. All joking aside - I’m not a size queen and I never have been. Telling me about your massive cock is actually the number one thing you can do to make me immediately loose interest. If your best personality trait is swinging between your legs, you’ve got a whole host of issues I don’t wanna touch with a 10-foot pole and someone else’s hand. In my experience there are 2 types of Big Dick Dudes: 1. Little Dicky Dickerson from Dickmenot Lane – Great big dick hanging from a small-minded, angry, egotistical, narcissistic asshole. This dude is a walking red flag, not just for kink, but for any type of vanilla relationship, too. Google search “gaslighting bastard” and his picture will probably pop up. He’s watched more than enough porn to know that having a big dick means he’s vastly superior to all other men and that women are supposed to fall to their knees and worship him, and he’s completely baffled as to why this isn’t happening. This jackass is one consent violation away from a prison sentence and will most likely never understand why his big dick didn’t win him any favors with the judge. 2. John Smith – unassuming, down to earth, generally a nice guy. He could literally be anyone…the super funny guy at work, the hot instructor at your gym, a smart-assed, tattooed bartender you’ve been eyeing *forever*…the point is, his dick is *NEVER* a topic of conversation, even on a place like this. He might be a sub, switch, dom, primal, whatever…he still doesn’t use his dick to try and get attention. He’s only going to bring up the size of his cock if he’s planning to fuck you and had trouble getting 2 fingers inside your pussy and that’s just to help you mentally prepare for the amount of work he’s about to put into prepping your cunt to accommodate his size. He doesn’t need to brag…his partners are happy to do it for him. Dicks, or really sex in general, is like anything else in life – the people who talk the loudest about how amazing they are, tend to be the ones I do my best to avoid. No one who’s “that good” has to sing their own praises. |
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Welcome to the blogs. Best to you. "One Big Sky Covers Us All Equally"
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3/12/2024 4:21 pm |
A typical idiot sends such things... I think he has either a minority complex, or worse: he is gay, and then, again, minority complex.
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LMAO. Simply because your blog is very true. I'm sure many will hate on your expressions but the truth sometimes hurts. If only one person take notes and STOP sending dick pics, mission accomplished.
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xxbeautifulxliex, hello. i'm torn between: 1. tumbling over laughing at the witty sense of humor you express inside of a cautionary and very necessary message or 2. just bowing down to thank you for this post you've made. Thank you, and may it be helpful to you, as i suspect it will be. This is a wonderful post. Take care and be very well.
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Hilarious post, but true.
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What has gotten me two absolutely gorgeous little girls is being intelligent, straight forward, compassionate, stern, comforting, etc..... dick pics are a waste as the little girls see it as it goes down their throat and they gag on it (see our videos). It works for me anyway. You said it very much better however!
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Well, I'll have you know that OnlyFans pays me NOT to post pictures of either my flat butt or my endowment, such as it is! How's THAT for a ringing endorsement? 
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I agree with you completely. However, the inverse can also be true. Us men are a visual lot, but we still like surprises, so there is no need to place pussy shots all over a profile, or in messages unless forewarned and agreed to. I understand you ladies getting aggrieved at all the dick pics, and I certainly don't blame you, but please be aware there are a LOT of females that do the same thing. Sometimes my homepage feed looks like an oyster farm.
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'Sometimes my homepage feed looks like an oyster farm.' Or, on the half shell...!
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One of the funniest and accurate blogs I have read in a long time.  Please blog more .... Your wit and intelligence shines through with every word.  Make Women Female Again
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LMAO. Yeah you tell em girl. Beautifly done.
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Great blog post! Alas, those who should need to read this, wont. I enjoyed it, very much! Right on the spot!
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1 post 3/15/2024 11:08 pm |
Y'all just made my day!!! Thank you so much!!
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