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Blogs > cuzisaid > Swine & Pearls exist even here

cuzisaid 53F  
5551 posts
2/27/2016 10:29 am
The fine art of alt blogging: A Tutorial

Woe is me!

Look at me!

Fuck you!

Pick one, then post.

*bows*
Sometimes I make a move, sorry to leave my home, but hope I will find another of equal character.
At night I gaze at the starry mass with no idea to which one the earth attached.
May'be that cute little one over there or that one that sits alone in the inky black.
~~ 'My place amongst the stars' c/o former member SPB ~~
cuzisaid 53F  
14988 posts
2/27/2016 10:40 am

 ** note**

This is a playful challenge to fuel a creative 'post' from anyone who can laugh and come up with bloggable fluffy angsty bloggertaintment to feed the imagined masses of fans.

I'll be doing mine later.
Sometimes I make a move, sorry to leave my home, but hope I will find another of equal character.
At night I gaze at the starry mass with no idea to which one the earth attached.
May'be that cute little one over there or that one that sits alone in the inky black.
~~ 'My place amongst the stars' c/o former member SPB ~~


cuzisaid 53F  
14988 posts
2/27/2016 10:55 am
    Quoting  :
Lolol damn you're fast! I was still typing my addendum comment!

Not everyone has your all in one skill, hon. Do me proud!*guffaws*

I was thinking it was a Google conspiracy since I haven't been able to comment on your off site/eblogger posts in weeks. Then here...?

The alt aliens ate my fish tank post comment too, the fuckers!!!!!!!!

This must be a woe is me fuck you alt double doodie comment!

Wow, I just got kicked out and had to log back in to post this.
Sometimes I make a move, sorry to leave my home, but hope I will find another of equal character.
At night I gaze at the starry mass with no idea to which one the earth attached.
May'be that cute little one over there or that one that sits alone in the inky black.
~~ 'My place amongst the stars' c/o former member SPB ~~


Fella_ 113M
309 posts
2/27/2016 10:58 am

Misreading somebody's post as directed at one's self gives birth to the self-pity / hyper-defensive blog post.


<--- shortened his name to Fella_


marshamay 36F
5992 posts
2/27/2016 10:59 am

 Conflict, real or imagined in upper case seems to attract a large , short term bit of "lookit " .


lastguymn 56M

2/27/2016 11:04 am

 It's kind of like what they say about writing a song. Virtually every melody and subject that you could ever think of has already been done to death. And since it's all just variations on the same themes, it's all about the repackaging. If you have enough panache and ingenuity, you can still fool the masses into thinking you're so original and churn out the next big hit.
~LastGuy

"It's great to be here. It's great to be anywhere." -- Keith Richards

"There are many spokes on the wheel of life. First, we're here to explore new possibilities." -- Ray Charles


cuzisaid 53F  
14988 posts
2/27/2016 11:13 am
    Quoting Fella_:


    Misreading somebody's post as directed at one's self gives birth to the self-pity / hyper-defensive blog post.

True dat, Fells.

When it doesn't annoy me, it does amuse me.

I wish like a mofo that I had half the imagined drama imagination that so many others do.

In reality, as tenuous as that is, I'm extremely grateful, I don't!

Come now, handsome, whip out an 'it isn't true but' post. I have the utmost faith in you.
Sometimes I make a move, sorry to leave my home, but hope I will find another of equal character.
At night I gaze at the starry mass with no idea to which one the earth attached.
May'be that cute little one over there or that one that sits alone in the inky black.
~~ 'My place amongst the stars' c/o former member SPB ~~


cuzisaid 53F  
14988 posts
2/27/2016 11:20 am
    Quoting marshamay:
    Conflict, real or imagined in upper case seems to attract a large , short term bit of "lookit " .
Especially if it has boobs!

<-----*looks at her own pic and cracks up*

I'm a trainee and I'm sticking to that story!!
Sometimes I make a move, sorry to leave my home, but hope I will find another of equal character.
At night I gaze at the starry mass with no idea to which one the earth attached.
May'be that cute little one over there or that one that sits alone in the inky black.
~~ 'My place amongst the stars' c/o former member SPB ~~


cuzisaid 53F  
14988 posts
2/27/2016 11:26 am
    Quoting MasterMent0R:
    You forgot the all encompassing "Fuck Me"
    I personally like the "fuck You" ones
    .
    "Woe is me" I find fucking boring
    " look at Me' A form of mental Masturbation,but gets old.
    "Fuck You" at least has dynamic
    MM/~
Lol, I left the fuck me out on purpose after a bit of self debating. Oddly playing with myself verbally is nowhere near as much fun as the other options.

You? A fan of the 'fuck you? Nooooooooo

Like I can actually think of a faux legit reply when I'm obsessing over those hips. *sigh*

I think a fuck you, fuck me is in order.
Sometimes I make a move, sorry to leave my home, but hope I will find another of equal character.
At night I gaze at the starry mass with no idea to which one the earth attached.
May'be that cute little one over there or that one that sits alone in the inky black.
~~ 'My place amongst the stars' c/o former member SPB ~~


cuzisaid 53F  
14988 posts
2/27/2016 11:31 am
    Quoting lastguymn:
    It's kind of like what they say about writing a song. Virtually every melody and subject that you could ever think of has already been done to death. And since it's all just variations on the same themes, it's all about the repackaging. If you have enough panache and ingenuity, you can still fool the masses into thinking you're so original and churn out the next big hit.
Dibsy, seeing as you are one of the rare few non lying bastards around here, you could post a picture of a fire hydrant as its own post and I'd still be charmed by its sincere creativity.

Still,*grins* how bout you throw in an attempt at doing an IT ISNT TRUE BUT this is what happened post.

You've got teenagers. It should be a breeze
Sometimes I make a move, sorry to leave my home, but hope I will find another of equal character.
At night I gaze at the starry mass with no idea to which one the earth attached.
May'be that cute little one over there or that one that sits alone in the inky black.
~~ 'My place amongst the stars' c/o former member SPB ~~


tahimikbayani 53M
8008 posts
2/27/2016 2:02 pm

You know STD tells me everything, right?


drmgirl622 68F  
26200 posts
2/27/2016 3:18 pm

 I say just blog on and fuck them.....


McGripper 54M

2/27/2016 3:30 pm

 All the woe causing the fuck you, its hard to pick when its looking at you.
The art of blogging and ordering food in a Chinese restaurant, both areas of life I need to work on.
Keep on blogging, the random effect makes it more fun, thanks alt control, for keeping it special, just like a steaming hot bowl of fuckyou soup!

The opinions and understanding portrayed in my blog are mainly unfounded, misguided or wrong.


BostonBoi 55M
17245 posts
2/27/2016 4:02 pm

 I need t build up some more angst first...
"In a time of universal deceit - telling the truth is a revolutionary act."
---George Orwell


IAmMichaelURKnot 62M
14380 posts
2/28/2016 2:54 pm

 Whoa! Look at me fuck you!
I remember now.


cuzisaid 53F  
14988 posts
3/4/2016 10:23 pm
Sometimes I make a move, sorry to leave my home, but hope I will find another of equal character.
At night I gaze at the starry mass with no idea to which one the earth attached.
May'be that cute little one over there or that one that sits alone in the inky black.
~~ 'My place amongst the stars' c/o former member SPB ~~


cuzisaid 53F  
14988 posts
3/4/2016 10:25 pm

 That's cuz most can't pull it off even if they wanted to. It takes a certain kind of someone to want to try.
Sometimes I make a move, sorry to leave my home, but hope I will find another of equal character.
At night I gaze at the starry mass with no idea to which one the earth attached.
May'be that cute little one over there or that one that sits alone in the inky black.
~~ 'My place amongst the stars' c/o former member SPB ~~


cuzisaid 53F  
14988 posts
3/4/2016 10:26 pm

 Well......

Maybe
Sometimes I make a move, sorry to leave my home, but hope I will find another of equal character.
At night I gaze at the starry mass with no idea to which one the earth attached.
May'be that cute little one over there or that one that sits alone in the inky black.
~~ 'My place amongst the stars' c/o former member SPB ~~


cuzisaid 53F  
14988 posts
3/4/2016 10:28 pm
    Quoting drmgirl622:
    I say just blog on and fuck them.....
Not much fuckability going on around here.

Oh, prolly not what you meant, but, yeah, doing my own thing seems to work for me.
Sometimes I make a move, sorry to leave my home, but hope I will find another of equal character.
At night I gaze at the starry mass with no idea to which one the earth attached.
May'be that cute little one over there or that one that sits alone in the inky black.
~~ 'My place amongst the stars' c/o former member SPB ~~


cuzisaid 53F  
14988 posts
3/4/2016 10:30 pm
    Quoting McGripper:
    All the woe causing the fuck you, its hard to pick when its looking at you.
    The art of blogging and ordering food in a Chinese restaurant, both areas of life I need to work on.
    Keep on blogging, the random effect makes it more fun, thanks alt control, for keeping it special, just like a steaming hot bowl of fuckyou soup!
Lol ummm someone's a bit on the hot n sour side????

Lovely job, gorg
Sometimes I make a move, sorry to leave my home, but hope I will find another of equal character.
At night I gaze at the starry mass with no idea to which one the earth attached.
May'be that cute little one over there or that one that sits alone in the inky black.
~~ 'My place amongst the stars' c/o former member SPB ~~


cuzisaid 53F  
14988 posts
3/4/2016 10:34 pm
    Quoting BostonBoi:
    I need t build up some more angst first...
A bellows? Vaccum pump? 12 minutes of any reality TV show?

Look away, son! Save yourself!
Sometimes I make a move, sorry to leave my home, but hope I will find another of equal character.
At night I gaze at the starry mass with no idea to which one the earth attached.
May'be that cute little one over there or that one that sits alone in the inky black.
~~ 'My place amongst the stars' c/o former member SPB ~~


cuzisaid 53F  
14988 posts
3/4/2016 10:35 pm
    Quoting  :
Lolololol

I'd be 'oh shit'ing if you hadn't.
Sometimes I make a move, sorry to leave my home, but hope I will find another of equal character.
At night I gaze at the starry mass with no idea to which one the earth attached.
May'be that cute little one over there or that one that sits alone in the inky black.
~~ 'My place amongst the stars' c/o former member SPB ~~


cuzisaid 53F  
14988 posts
3/4/2016 10:38 pm

 Heeeeyyyyy, you stolded my back up lazy follow up.

Now what is I spozed ta do Miiiichhhaaaeeeelll?*fake harumphs*
Sometimes I make a move, sorry to leave my home, but hope I will find another of equal character.
At night I gaze at the starry mass with no idea to which one the earth attached.
May'be that cute little one over there or that one that sits alone in the inky black.
~~ 'My place amongst the stars' c/o former member SPB ~~


cuzisaid 53F  
14988 posts
3/4/2016 10:43 pm
    Quoting  :
Ooooooo, yes, distract me with golden melodies.

I was on a Peggy kick the other day(backlash from a Dean Martin day after rewatching the movie Return To Me).

Let's dance!
Sometimes I make a move, sorry to leave my home, but hope I will find another of equal character.
At night I gaze at the starry mass with no idea to which one the earth attached.
May'be that cute little one over there or that one that sits alone in the inky black.
~~ 'My place amongst the stars' c/o former member SPB ~~


quietroar 59F
9647 posts
3/10/2016 10:48 am

 WTF? No one mentions the bad poetry postings?


hauntinglyblu 57F
6663 posts
3/18/2016 6:59 pm
    Quoting quietroar:
    WTF? No one mentions the bad poetry postings?
Hahaha! I was just going to posr that.
Ofcourse who am i to talk....mine is chocked.full of that crap. Lololol


Cuzi♡



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