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cuzisaid 53F  
5551 posts
3/22/2013 10:39 am
SO HERE YOU CUM WID YO BIG SWINGIN DICK IN HAND & UR LEATHER VEST ON.....

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Sometimes I make a move, sorry to leave my home, but hope I will find another of equal character.
At night I gaze at the starry mass with no idea to which one the earth attached.
May'be that cute little one over there or that one that sits alone in the inky black
.
~~ 'My place amongst the stars' c/o former member SPB ~~


kittykitty1260 63F
15748 posts
3/22/2013 12:39 pm

Its the crocs! I always forget to look for the crocs...beware of those sporting those, no matter how much the got their D game going...

good post Cuzi!

“Who says life is fair, where is that written?”
― William Goldman, The Princess Bride


aHedonist 52M
7512 posts
3/22/2013 2:13 pm

That makes four posts in one year or something like that. Should I resume watching, or would that be a hope both futile and forlorn?

*grins*

I dont care, we loves you anyway.


InderioMinx 54F  
19868 posts
3/22/2013 3:42 pm

Standing by waiting for more sarcasm... and I love this "mind fucking the world one wank at a time..."

May I use it? Thanks a bunch

Ars longa, vita brevis - Art is long, life is short


tahimikdrifter 53M
8008 posts
3/22/2013 5:04 pm

Cartman boxers, leather vest, and crocs?

Sounds dreamy!

Oh, what's a croc? "raised eyebrow"


SylviaSoulier 58F
8209 posts
3/22/2013 6:15 pm

Writing is the best form of revenge.

I think that you and AH should offer 'How to Dominate Retreats'. This not only kills many metaphorical birds with one stone but also gives you enough money to visit me and City for cocktails separately


cuzisaid 53F  
14987 posts
3/24/2013 8:00 am

    Quoting  :

Or maybe its cuz you do it soooooo well

Woman, you changed your pic again? You do know I am super lazy and scan the blog list by photos dont ya....I think I missed many posts cuz I didnt know you were you!

I'll be by to catch up

Sometimes I make a move, sorry to leave my home, but hope I will find another of equal character.
At night I gaze at the starry mass with no idea to which one the earth attached.
May'be that cute little one over there or that one that sits alone in the inky black
.
~~ 'My place amongst the stars' c/o former member SPB ~~


cuzisaid 53F  
14987 posts
3/24/2013 8:02 am

    Quoting  :

Waaaiiittt fforrrrrrrrr mmmmmmmeeeeeeeee

WAIT!

You need reminders?

Man, I just need to be breathing.

Sometimes I make a move, sorry to leave my home, but hope I will find another of equal character.
At night I gaze at the starry mass with no idea to which one the earth attached.
May'be that cute little one over there or that one that sits alone in the inky black
.
~~ 'My place amongst the stars' c/o former member SPB ~~


cuzisaid 53F  
14987 posts
3/24/2013 8:05 am

    Quoting  :

You differentiate your snorting? LOLOLOL

The crackups are returned and appreciated 80proof

Sometimes I make a move, sorry to leave my home, but hope I will find another of equal character.
At night I gaze at the starry mass with no idea to which one the earth attached.
May'be that cute little one over there or that one that sits alone in the inky black
.
~~ 'My place amongst the stars' c/o former member SPB ~~


cuzisaid 53F  
14987 posts
3/24/2013 8:15 am

    Quoting kittykitty1260:
    Its the crocs! I always forget to look for the crocs...beware of those sporting those, no matter how much the got their D game going...

    good post Cuzi!
Their D game?



This has been a plastic shoe attack advisory.

I dont hate em, they just dont portray anything but common sense earthiness. They are the People of Walmart version of birkenstocks

Sometimes I make a move, sorry to leave my home, but hope I will find another of equal character.
At night I gaze at the starry mass with no idea to which one the earth attached.
May'be that cute little one over there or that one that sits alone in the inky black
.
~~ 'My place amongst the stars' c/o former member SPB ~~


cuzisaid 53F  
14987 posts
3/24/2013 8:28 am

    Quoting  :

Fuck you, you fucking fuck! I never miss an opportunity to channel my inner Dennis Hopper!

Sarcasm and dick.....its like leaving a trail of GC bait

.287?

When is it international Kick a Canadian with cajun rotors day, again?

I missed ya..... all stupid aside.

Sometimes I make a move, sorry to leave my home, but hope I will find another of equal character.
At night I gaze at the starry mass with no idea to which one the earth attached.
May'be that cute little one over there or that one that sits alone in the inky black
.
~~ 'My place amongst the stars' c/o former member SPB ~~


cuzisaid 53F  
14987 posts
3/24/2013 8:34 am

    Quoting twinpeaksbob24:
    What's wrong with Cartman boxers? BTW, it is not a toe pic from 1987 it is a recent pic that I photoshopped to look like my toe did in 1987.

    PS, I am looking for a cheap set of manly chains -- must be shipped in plain brown wrapper.

    Signed YoUrRiGiDMaStEr3114325
Bahaha I would expect nothing but love for the cartman from a python panty purist.

I LIVE for the photoshop, dude.

Some folks got MAD skills, including some of my fav bloggers. Its like me vs them. As long as IIIIII know, nothing else matters.

Ill send you cheap chain in cheap wrappings. You send me your bike. Its a fair trade

Sometimes I make a move, sorry to leave my home, but hope I will find another of equal character.
At night I gaze at the starry mass with no idea to which one the earth attached.
May'be that cute little one over there or that one that sits alone in the inky black
.
~~ 'My place amongst the stars' c/o former member SPB ~~


cuzisaid 53F  
14987 posts
3/24/2013 8:41 am

    Quoting aHedonist:
    That makes four posts in one year or something like that. Should I resume watching, or would that be a hope both futile and forlorn?

    *grins*

    I dont care, we loves you anyway.


So cracketh the tongue whip of the manbeast who has posted more in 3 weeks than he has in 4 months!

Im workin on it. We'll see.

My "fuck you, you finger in your ears, fuck" factor far exceeds my, "you need me help even though you dont want it" sense of responsibility.

Back at ya's

<--- SEE! Dickwhipped!

Sometimes I make a move, sorry to leave my home, but hope I will find another of equal character.
At night I gaze at the starry mass with no idea to which one the earth attached.
May'be that cute little one over there or that one that sits alone in the inky black
.
~~ 'My place amongst the stars' c/o former member SPB ~~


cuzisaid 53F  
14987 posts
3/24/2013 8:50 am

    Quoting  :

We're from the same generation and neighborhood.

Our bullshit meters are prolly calibrated exactly the same.

I dont expect much from here, anymore. People are too familiar with the net now to have anything but "Alt Idol" fever. Its a fake off of votes and showmanship, not skill or talent/knowledge. Another local friend and I were just talking about that this weekend too.

I admit freely and without shame that I am on the kinky side of the scale not the S&M side, but even I know enough to know that I have a responsibility to harm no others with misinformation, regardless of how sticky my fingers are.



Sometimes I make a move, sorry to leave my home, but hope I will find another of equal character.
At night I gaze at the starry mass with no idea to which one the earth attached.
May'be that cute little one over there or that one that sits alone in the inky black
.
~~ 'My place amongst the stars' c/o former member SPB ~~


cuzisaid 53F  
14987 posts
3/24/2013 8:55 am

    Quoting InderioMinx:
    Standing by waiting for more sarcasm... and I love this "mind fucking the world one wank at a time..."

    May I use it? Thanks a bunch
Me sarcasam es su sarcasam, MzMinx.

Ya ever feel like you are surrounded by silly? I KNOW I was there at one time myself, but do you ever wonder WHY so many NEED to bring their private insecurities into the public eye?

Sometimes I make a move, sorry to leave my home, but hope I will find another of equal character.
At night I gaze at the starry mass with no idea to which one the earth attached.
May'be that cute little one over there or that one that sits alone in the inky black
.
~~ 'My place amongst the stars' c/o former member SPB ~~


cuzisaid 53F  
14987 posts
3/24/2013 8:58 am

    Quoting  :

*taps your shoulder*

I will have you know that he requires an entire PAPER TOWEL, thank you very much!

I dont know this from fist hand experience mind you, but I have imagined it many, many times and it is always so.

In other words...back off bitch I saw him first!

Sometimes I make a move, sorry to leave my home, but hope I will find another of equal character.
At night I gaze at the starry mass with no idea to which one the earth attached.
May'be that cute little one over there or that one that sits alone in the inky black
.
~~ 'My place amongst the stars' c/o former member SPB ~~


cuzisaid 53F  
14987 posts
3/24/2013 9:19 am

    Quoting tahimikdrifter:
    Cartman boxers, leather vest, and crocs?

    Sounds dreamy!

    Oh, what's a croc? :> "raised eyebrow"
*gently smooths the brow back down*

T'would be particularly appealing on my cartoon caveman w/ green feet, yes?!

Care to model for us? Work it good baby and I'll buy ya 2 pairs of crocs. Im sure they'd match everything in your closet perfectly

Sometimes I make a move, sorry to leave my home, but hope I will find another of equal character.
At night I gaze at the starry mass with no idea to which one the earth attached.
May'be that cute little one over there or that one that sits alone in the inky black
.
~~ 'My place amongst the stars' c/o former member SPB ~~


cuzisaid 53F  
14987 posts
3/24/2013 9:25 am

    Quoting  :

Thank you Ms B

I wish it didnt bring to mind so very, very many and that I didnt feel I needed to be so sarcastic about it. It is effective at garnering attention, though, so we'll see if those that actually have a desire to learn and play come and follow along.

Sometimes I make a move, sorry to leave my home, but hope I will find another of equal character.
At night I gaze at the starry mass with no idea to which one the earth attached.
May'be that cute little one over there or that one that sits alone in the inky black
.
~~ 'My place amongst the stars' c/o former member SPB ~~


cuzisaid 53F  
14987 posts
3/24/2013 9:56 am

    Quoting SylviaSoulier:
    Writing is the best form of revenge.

    I think that you and AH should offer 'How to Dominate Retreats'. This not only kills many metaphorical birds with one stone but also gives you enough money to visit me and City for cocktails separately
Vengence is mine.....bwahahahahaha

Lol, sorry. I beat my sarcastic side down hourly. Shes a tenacious bitch and I dont like her much, but she is a piece of work that amuses me endlessly.

You are far too good to me! Im so rusty, WD40 & steelwool would be required to uncover the shine.

I'd attent an aH course on anything, though. God has his finger on that boy. I thought that in spring 09 when I first came across him. I know it for a fact, now. It takes a hell of a person to inspire or motivate my jaded ass.

You, he and sophi make me wanna change allegiances. There is a whole lotta multi dimensional power in that combination of souls that the hohum reality of daily life can't dull or tarnish. Id have been gone again this round if it hadnt been for the 3 of you.

I have a Fb friend in OZ that invites me to Sydney regularly. I think about it alot while my bank account weeps and my very prevalent motionsickness says UH-UH to a 20 hr plane ride.

How can I resist a woman who dies her tounge purple to match my blue one then throws in purple hair to match, though?!?! You'd be the bonus that swings the vote. Now to win the lottery to make it happen.

CG and Kitty1260 are on this years TO DO list, I hope. You know anyone who has a lear jet?

Sometimes I make a move, sorry to leave my home, but hope I will find another of equal character.
At night I gaze at the starry mass with no idea to which one the earth attached.
May'be that cute little one over there or that one that sits alone in the inky black
.
~~ 'My place amongst the stars' c/o former member SPB ~~


cuzisaid 53F  
14987 posts
3/24/2013 10:06 am

    Quoting  :

*tackles and hugs the drive by flasher*

Hey gorgeous! Naked and sleepy men? is there any better thing on the planet? I think not!

Well, maybe a belly button full of caramel on em for extra sweet dreams.

You are totally exempt from kick a canadian day. I miss ya oh so much, but Im gflad you are happy and well. Few are as worthy of such things as you are.

XOXOX

Sometimes I make a move, sorry to leave my home, but hope I will find another of equal character.
At night I gaze at the starry mass with no idea to which one the earth attached.
May'be that cute little one over there or that one that sits alone in the inky black
.
~~ 'My place amongst the stars' c/o former member SPB ~~


sophis_id 60F
16373 posts
3/25/2013 5:53 pm

Um...i ever tell you how very much i love reading you.....???

You, he and sophi make me wanna change allegiances. There is a whole lotta multi dimensional power in that combination of souls that the hohum reality of daily life can't dull or tarnish. Id have been gone again this round if it hadnt been for the 3 of you.

I tell you true, you get to live in the guest house.....you don't have to be the house wench...you'd just be ours....and Miss Sylvia too.....suppose we'd have to have a couple of house boys for ya'lls....grins....

i must write a post about Alternative Street.......meanders off humming.....



Inner Fucking Peace: watch?v=92i5m3tV5XY


BostonBoi 55M
17245 posts
3/26/2013 3:00 pm

A guy like that could SO turn me gay!

"In a time of universal deceit - telling the truth is a revolutionary act."
---George Orwell


cuzisaid 53F  
14987 posts
3/27/2013 9:45 am

    Quoting sophis_id:
    Um...i ever tell you how very much i love reading you.....???

    You, he and sophi make me wanna change allegiances. There is a whole lotta multi dimensional power in that combination of souls that the hohum reality of daily life can't dull or tarnish. Id have been gone again this round if it hadnt been for the 3 of you.

    I tell you true, you get to live in the guest house.....you don't have to be the house wench...you'd just be ours....and Miss Sylvia too.....suppose we'd have to have a couple of house boys for ya'lls....grins....

    i must write a post about Alternative Street.......meanders off humming.....
Thank you, sweet honeygirl. If its even 1/10 as much as I enjoy you, then I am content.

I've always talked about a cottage in the woods. I never imagined it being in a jungle, but......since Id make an awful house wench anyway, it has a strong appeal

Now lets talk about those houseboys, cuz there is no doubt in my mind that between Ms Sylvie and me ONE of us is gonna be runnin away from home soon. Maybe. Probably. Okay, just really wanna.



Sometimes I make a move, sorry to leave my home, but hope I will find another of equal character.
At night I gaze at the starry mass with no idea to which one the earth attached.
May'be that cute little one over there or that one that sits alone in the inky black
.
~~ 'My place amongst the stars' c/o former member SPB ~~


cuzisaid 53F  
14987 posts
3/27/2013 9:50 am

    Quoting BostonBoi:
    A guy like that could SO turn me gay!
Oh God. Its finally happened. The he Domme female fakes have broken your mind.

or

Its that you being Pope thing, isnt it? I knew I should have cut you off at the satin tassels. Once you go floor length gown, you never go back. I scrub my bathroom in mine!

Male or female, there is noone here worthy of you. Yes, Im biased. That doesnt make me wrong.

Sometimes I make a move, sorry to leave my home, but hope I will find another of equal character.
At night I gaze at the starry mass with no idea to which one the earth attached.
May'be that cute little one over there or that one that sits alone in the inky black
.
~~ 'My place amongst the stars' c/o former member SPB ~~


Kentpartier82 42M
7 posts
3/29/2013 11:50 am

She speaks! Oh, just so you know Cartman is awesome XD


cuzisaid 53F  
14987 posts
3/31/2013 10:37 am

    Quoting  :

I will keep my eyes open for the pic swappin ala K style!

Sometimes I make a move, sorry to leave my home, but hope I will find another of equal character.
At night I gaze at the starry mass with no idea to which one the earth attached.
May'be that cute little one over there or that one that sits alone in the inky black
.
~~ 'My place amongst the stars' c/o former member SPB ~~



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