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softrayne 56F
1825 posts
1/3/2021 7:23 pm

Last Read:
1/6/2021 2:12 pm

You can't make this shit up


So, "apparently", I just got an email from the Crown Prince of Dubai. Imagine my surprise!!

He is looking for someone who is honest.

Really?

The Crown Prince of Dubai got married in 2019. Perhaps he is looking to add to his harem?

He offered me Salam. To which I replied "Wa alaikum assalaam,"

I haven't heard back, and quite frankly, I'm crushed!!! Crushed!!!

softrayne 56F
3088 posts
1/3/2021 7:24 pm

Damn, and I always wanted to be a Princess!


drmgirl622 68F  
26126 posts
1/3/2021 7:49 pm

I'm so sorry your princess dreams were dashed


softrayne replies on 1/4/2021 8:32 am:
Thanks dreamy, sad truly, because who doesn't look fab in a tiara, yanno? *L*

Daniellelv 57T  
11 posts
1/3/2021 7:59 pm

lol


softrayne replies on 1/4/2021 8:32 am:
Hi Daniel, thanks for popping in, it IS funny isn't it!

Boggles2001 61M  
414 posts
1/3/2021 8:06 pm

Don’t worry if Dubai doesn’t work out there is always Nigeria...you may be lucky and receive an e mail about a treasure chest of riches just waiting to be shared....

You won’t be a Princess but hey with ( enter random amount of money here ) who cares?.


softrayne replies on 1/4/2021 8:33 am:
Hi Boggles, thank you for stopping in and commenting. I've been waiting for that Nigerian email, so I can send them my banking information. What could possibly go wrong?

NoNonsense_Dom 70M  
1539 posts
1/3/2021 8:06 pm

    Quoting softrayne:
    Damn, and I always wanted to be a Princess!
Well dear lady, in my eyes you are a Princess. If he hasn't replied then that is definitely his loss.

I hope you had a good and safe Christmas and New Year dear lady


softrayne replies on 1/4/2021 10:29 am:
Awwww, Nononsense, you say the sweetest things, your going to make me blush! My holidays were as lovely as one could hope for during the current pandemic. I wish unto you, the same. rayne

JohnnyLightning 65M  
9678 posts
1/3/2021 8:10 pm

I'm sure that you'll get over it. Those countries have lots of other princes.

Howling at the moon and mal ad osteo.


softrayne replies on 1/4/2021 4:39 pm:
So many Princes, so little time!!

tastetester61 62M
1784 posts
1/3/2021 9:17 pm

Are you sure you haven't been kissing oily frogs?


softrayne replies on 1/4/2021 8:35 am:
Hey taste, while that is one of my favorite Disney movies, I think all the frogs up here are hibernating for the winter. Maybe springtime I'll give that a go *L*

Arkangel_Fire 57M
1089 posts
1/3/2021 10:08 pm

Waaauu !!! you are in high demand lately !!!!


softrayne replies on 1/4/2021 8:35 am:
Hi Arkangel, well...maybe *L* I guess...not exactly the kind of attention I was looking for.

jenny14 75T  
90361 posts
1/3/2021 10:22 pm

rayne

These days, all laughs are welcome and this is a great one


A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable, but more useful than a life spent doing nothing. George Bernard Shaw

Jenny


softrayne replies on 1/4/2021 8:37 am:
Hi jenny, your blog always brings a smile to my face, so I'm glad I can return the favor

alwaysassertive 64M

1/3/2021 10:25 pm

was it HH Sheikh Hamdan Bin Mohammed Bin Rashid Al Maktoum? I know there are several princes in the family. I interact with HH Sheikh Hamdan from time to time. We've never talked about any wives just camels. He has a young white female camel that I'd like to have. Oh and I remember a conversation about a new water project they were going to start last year. He has an interest in technology, but really our primary conversations have been about the care and training of camels. If I had a barn. I'd have one. Hopefully I can build a barn in the next few years. Anyway good luck, and have nice night.


softrayne replies on 1/4/2021 10:24 am:
Yes, that was the one *rme*. That must be SOME camel!!

Armstrong2 78M
226 posts
1/3/2021 10:44 pm

I thought it was Diogenes who was looking for an honest person.

Even alwaysassertive's post here says "his" sheikh spoke about camels and not about an honest person.


softrayne replies on 1/4/2021 10:26 am:
Hello Armstrong yes Diogenes and the Prince both seeking honesty. What an interesting pairing...teehee. Thanks for stopping in and commenting, be well, rayne.

DancingDom 74M
22594 posts
1/4/2021 8:06 am

Well then, you can always listen to a good song, while waiting for the net bus full of princes. Try KIss that Frog by Peter Gabriel. It has some nautyness in it.

"One Big Sky Covers Us All Equally"


softrayne replies on 1/5/2021 3:20 pm:
Hi DD, I just goggled those lyrics, and now I'm thinking "frog", may be a euphemism for something else

Mountainchild 72M
126 posts
1/4/2021 9:40 am

Your Prince is better than my recent entreaty to pay $50 for gas, so she could drive 10 miles. The quality that makes Alt so practical to meet people.


softrayne replies on 1/5/2021 3:22 pm:
Hi Mountain, welcome to my little area of blogland, thanks for commenting Wow that must be a big OLD land yacht of car to need that much gas to go so few miles *L* I agree there are tons of scammers on Alt, but the blogs are pretty safe. Take care, rayne

Funcasual2 63M

1/4/2021 11:10 am

Sounds like opportunity is knocking. 🤣


softrayne replies on 1/4/2021 4:39 pm:
The-"You keep on knockin' but ya can't come in" lyric springs to mind Fun. Thanks for the comment.

Dave54321 61M
2718 posts
1/4/2021 2:07 pm

So when you're a princess of Dubai rayne, will you still entertaining us with your
blog? Or will it be case of you can kiss by butt you plebs!


softrayne replies on 1/4/2021 4:37 pm:
Dave, I like to think of myself as Princess OF the people, FOR the people *L* The blog would continue!!! Think of all the upper crust shenanigans I'll be privy to!


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