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Oh Goodie, the Prince is back!! "Salam my beloved you look sexy and i really wish know more about you" well this IS exciting, yes? Gosh what should I tell him about myself? I'm not a fan of camels? That I'm concerned that the dry Dubai heat will cause me get wrinkles? Ask him how a burka works exactly? Let him know I'd like my handcuffs made of rose gold? Ask him if the election of Biden/Harris will affect gas prices? My favorite color is red. Who knew dealing with the aristocracy could be so challenging!! |
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Are you going on a Magic Carpet Ride  Howling at the moon and mal ad osteo.
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My advice is to take quick Arabic dance classes ... belly dance and the dance of the 7 veils is a must !!!! good luck with that...
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1/4/2021 9:57 pm |
Well good luck.I don't anything about a burka, but if you need a breast exam. I can help you with that.
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I am so excited to see where this goes now. On one end of the possibilities I might get to say I know a Princess, on the other end of the scale, it might be a toad kissing camels. Where oh where will the needle stop. They do tend to have a saying from that part of the world, as well as around the Greek area. That saying is 'women for breeding - boys for pleasure' (and maybe camels). Given that your only just outside of that breeding age, I would be weary dear Rayne.
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rayne Perhaps you could explain ,, that women are to be treated with respect???? A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable, but more useful than a life spent doing nothing. George Bernard Shaw Jenny
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His profile pic will be Peter O'Toole from Lawrence of Arabia! What fun! 
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His profile pic will be Peter O'Toole from Lawrence of Arabia! What fun!  "Men need to hunt. She obviously understands this. She’s offering herself as prey. Not easy prey. But willing.”
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1/5/2021 3:08 am |
Purple rain or purple pain?
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Just make sure you tell him silk is out of the question in the Dubai heat.....kinda sticks in all the wrong places
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Tell him you've always loved that song ... 'Ahab the Arab' Ray Stevens - Right? Make Women Female Again
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You could tell him you are a liberated woman & you expect him to wear the burka!
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Well, the prandsome hince oughta have enough sand to make you a closet full of glass slippers.
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A song he might have in his head: Over the desert wild and free Rides the bold Sheik of Araby His Arab band at his command Follows his love's caravan Under the shadow of the palms He sings to call her to his arms I'm the Sheik of Araby, Your love belongs to me. At night when you're asleep, Into your tent I'll creep. The stars that shine above Will light our way to love. You'll rule this land with me, The Sheik of Araby. While the stars are fading in the dawn Over the desert they'll be gone His captured bride close by his side Swift as the wind they will ride Proudly he scorns her smile or tear Soon he will conquer love by fear.
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And one for you to sing back to your Prince: Midnight at the oasis Send your camel to bed Shadows painting our faces Traces of romance in our heads Heaven's holding a half-moon Shining just for us Let's slip off to a sand dune, real soon And kick up a little dust Come on, Cactus is our friend He'll point out the way Come on, till the evening ends 'Til the evening ends You don't have to answer There's no need to speak I'll be your belly dancer, prancer And you can be my sheik I know your daddy's a sultan A nomad known to all With fifty girls to attend him, they all send him Jump at his beck and call But you won't need no harem, honey When I'm by your side And you won't need no camel, no no When I take you for a ride...
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