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Blogs > alteridalterego > Sensual Symphony

alteridalterego 64M
552 posts
8/7/2007 8:14 pm

Last Read:
8/13/2007 4:25 am
Leather Collar Comedy Tour

I’ve seen some very funny “You might be a submissive if . . .” posts and set about writing a few so when I find my partner we can go traveling on our very own Leather Collar Comedy Tour. Enjoy!

If you find yourself amused when you see “Specialty Toys” or “Leather Apparel” while looking at the new mall map, you might be a submissive.

If you ask your doctor for weekly checkups even though you’re perfectly healthy, you might be a submissive.

If you still snicker when reading parts of recipes like “beat the eggs” or “whip the cream”, you might be a submissive.

If you feel a tingle run through your body when you see that warning about electrical shock hazards on your appliances, you might be a submissive.

If you stand by the chains in the hardware store and ask the salesperson where the fitting room is, you might be a submissive.

If you burst into laughter when someone says their favorite pastime is water sports, you might be a submissive.

And finally, if you smile every time you hit the Submit button, you might be a submissive.

alteridalterego 64M
787 posts
8/9/2007 1:02 am

 Well, I laugh at the water sports thing all he time too but I must say I prefer the Enter button. LOL


alteridalterego 64M
787 posts
8/11/2007 3:26 am

 The Open button is another personal favorite.



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