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alteridalterego 64M
552 posts
8/8/2007 4:05 pm

Last Read:
8/13/2007 4:24 am

Let's Do It Backwards and Get It Right!


I want to live my next life backwards.................

You start out dead and get that out of the way.

Then, you wake up in an old age home feeling better every day.

You get kicked out for being too healthy.

You enjoy your retirement and collect your pension.

Then you start work; you get a gold watch on your first day.

You work 40 years until you're too young to work.

You get ready for College and then High School: drink alcohol, party, and you're
generally promiscuous.

Then you go to primary school: you become a , you play, and you have no responsibilities.

Then you become a baby, and then...

You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in spa-like conditions: central
heating, room service on tap, and then...

You finish off as an orgasm.

AceQueenAce 54F

8/9/2007 3:27 am

Question: Where does the sign-in line begin?


alteridalterego 64M
787 posts
8/9/2007 5:11 am

It looks like you're first in line. Of course, I'm not far behind!


fortunecookie37 52F
1683 posts
8/10/2007 4:30 am

now THAT is fabulous!

thanks alter

~b


all the world is birthday cake, so take a piece but not too much~ George H.


alteridalterego 64M
787 posts
8/11/2007 3:24 am

I'm glad you enjoyed that cookie!



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