Reset Password
Reset Link Sent
| Blogs > alteridalterego > Sensual Symphony |
|
Scientific Alt Research Report Bulletin After spending a great deal of time compiling data on Alt, I’ve arrived at some earth shattering conclusions. 90% of women come onto Alt looking for men. After assessing all their email at the end of the first week, 80% of those women immediately change their Looking For status to include women. At the end of the second week, 50% of those women will remove men from the Looking For completely. At the end of the third week, 25% of those women will specifically express in their profiles with the largest available font ABSOLUTELY NO MEN. EVER! Men love cock shots. Cleary this must be true since so many women say they deplore them. Many people prefer not to say. When asked as to why, they preferred not to say. Men are eager to meet instantly. Women are eager to meet instantly as well, just nobody from Alt. They would rather drive a sharp object into their thighs then hook up with somebody who can barely manage more than a “Hey sexy” or a ten page master/slave manifesto copied and pasted to the masses. All men are incredibly well endowed. Men love cock shots. Men are mystified as to what women want. Women know precisely what men want. Therein lays the problem. 75% of women’s profiles are not women. 15% of those are not even human. Some women might argue that less than one percent of the men are human. 10% of the men are actually very nice. The other 90% anger or disappoint the women to the point the 10% are usually lumped in with the rest. 5% will become angry over this and join the other 90%. Many couples are not really couples. Dissociative identity disorder (formerly MPD) is not a valid reason to create a couple’s profile or a profile of a gender other than the one currently applicable unless recent surgery has occurred. Men are adept with the paste function and are able to spam large areas quickly. Women are aware of this technological breakthrough and find it disenchanting. Men love cock shots. Many women come onto Alt the first week full of hope in meeting a good looking, educated, like minded and compatible partner to become involved with who lives in their area. After the second week, they expand their search area. After the third week, they will show interest in an average looking but educated guy. After the fourth week, they will consider an average looking guy with a high school diploma. After three to six months, they may settle for a mammal. This is when I have my best shot. It’s just a matter of you lowering your expectations a little bit more. |
|||
|
Thanks kitty. MeoW!
| ||
|
Thank you so much Poetess! Happy Monday!
| ||
8/14/2007 6:21 am |
Painfully painfully true. Well observed!
| ||
|
Thank you so much OyaDancer!
|
 |
 |
 |
| Become a member to comment on this blog | ||
 |
×
×