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alteridalterego 64M
552 posts
8/22/2007 2:07 am

Last Read:
9/13/2007 5:05 pm

Proposed Definitions for the Alt Fetish Checklist for greater understanding of our favorite fetishes


Age Play – A rare form of role play where men try to act their age. It’s almost impossible to maintain more than very brief periods of time.

Ass Play - Engaging in conversation with certain personality types that rear their head.

Biting – An activity usually attributed to remarks some women exchange with one another.

Blood Play - The escalated result of said remarks.

Bondage – Pleasure derived from remaining in a fixed position for prolonged periods such as sitting at a computer or in a Lazy Boy.

Branding – Permanent labels defining a person’s reputation.

Chains – The paths that gossip travels.

Chastity Devices – Any device which keeps one from engaging in sex such as computers, cell phones, televisions, etc.

Cling Film – Pornographic movie which keeps men so transfixed as to be incapable of any other activity for the duration.

Cock and Ball Torture – Open to interpretation.

Coprophilia – A term women often use to describe the email they receive.

Cross Dressing – A mood some men exhibit when required to wear formal attire.

Ears – An extremely rare fetish where men genuinely enjoy listening to women speak about their thoughts and feelings.

Fire Play – An activity which men sometimes initiate by saying certain words to women.

Fisting – Something these men may experience as a result of said words.

Food Play – Various pick up ploys employed at the supermarket often involving a man picking up various elongated vegetables and consulting a woman about their “quality.”

Humiliation – Something men experience fairly regularly in the dating process.

Infantilism – Another term women use to describe email they receive.

Enemas – Those you must purge from your life as quickly as possible as they’re a constant pain in the ass.

Needle Play – Another form of verbal exchange some women engage in regularly.

Oral Fixation – The need to have the jaws in constant motion.

Pain – The general experience for most of us in search of a long term partner.

Rimming – Paying compliments to someone frequently to gain favor.

Role Playing – Being a perfect gentleman throughout the first date.

Rubber – A propensity to stretch the truth.

Tickling – Telling a woman exactly what she wants to hear at all the right times.

Toys – For men, a fascination with X-Boxes, Palm Pilots, etc.
For women, vibrators to keep them satisfied because the men are playing with their X-Boxes, Palm Pilots, etc.

alteridalterego 64M
787 posts
8/22/2007 11:23 am

Thank you so much pookey!

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LadyAhasuerus 84F

8/22/2007 10:26 pm

What a fascinating interpreation of play, of our words. It's l:30 in the morning, can't sleep, and pleased I found your blog.

Cheers,

Maggy


alteridalterego 64M
787 posts
8/23/2007 6:24 am

Thank you so much Maggy. I'm so glad you enjoyed it. Cheers!



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