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As if I didn't have enough competition already! A quick look around the site and I can see I have some stiff competition. I can deal with that but to make it harder, I often have to compete with women, couples at times and occasionally groups too. As if that wasn’t enough, I keep hearing about guys trying to hook women up with man’s best friend! What’s up with that? I’ve always loved dogs but isn’t that taking things a bit far? Can’t they find Rover someone within his own species? Maybe just let him hump a leg at the most? Are dogs having a difficult time finding compatible partners online these days? Well, I guess dogs are in the pool too. Thinking back, it’s not the first time my best friend tried to screw a girlfriend of mine. |
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[post 272141] I remember now.
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See? Dick's another example begging the question! Next think you know, Puff's going to get into the act!
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Why thank you Poetess! I don't know this joke. I'm feeling depraved, I mean deprived! 
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Hmmmmmm, the closest I can think of is Goodfellas when Ray Liotta says Joe Pesci is really funny and Joe Pesci starts in with the famous scene from that point. I don't know if that's what you were thinking of but I still can't get enough of this scene: Henry Hill: You're a pistol, you're really funny. You're really funny. Tommy DeVito: What do you mean I'm funny? Henry Hill: It's funny, you know. It's a good story, it's funny, you're a funny guy. [laughs] Tommy DeVito: what do you mean, you mean the way I talk? What? Henry Hill: It's just, you know. You're just funny, it's... funny, the way you tell the story and everything. Tommy DeVito: [it becomes quiet] Funny how? What's funny about it? Anthony Stabile: Tommy no, You got it all wrong. Tommy DeVito: Oh, oh, Anthony. He's a big boy, he knows what he said. What did ya say? Funny how? Henry Hill: Jus... Tommy DeVito: What? Henry Hill: Just... ya know... you're funny. Tommy DeVito: You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little fucked up maybe, but I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to fuckin' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny? Henry Hill: Just... you know, how you tell the story, what? Tommy DeVito: No, no, I don't know, you said it. How do I know? You said I'm funny. How the fuck am I funny, what the fuck is so funny about me? Tell me, tell me what's funny! Henry Hill: [long pause] Get the fuck out of here, Tommy! Tommy DeVito: [everyone laughs] Ya motherfucker! I almost had him, I almost had him. Ya stuttering prick ya. Frankie, was he shaking? I wonder about you sometimes, Henry. You may fold under questioning.
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There has always been a very small percentage of women who engaged in it which I understand but I don't understand why men want to talk women into doing it. They wouldn't be getting pleasure from it other than viewing it so it puzzles me. So please do tell of other disturbing exploits if possible.
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