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The Differences Between Men and Women I found these delightful! Q: What is it when a man talks nasty to a woman? A: Sexual harassment. Q: What is it when a woman talks nasty to a man? A: $3.99 a minute. Q: If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to nag you, what have you done wrong? A: Made her chain too long. Q. What is the difference between a man and a catfish? A. One is a bottom-feeding scum-sucker and the other is a fish. Q. Why do men want to marry virgins? A. They can't stand criticism. Q. What is a man's view of safe sex? A. A padded headboard. Q. Why were men given larger brains than dogs? A. So they wouldn't hump women's legs at cocktail parties. Q. What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog? A. After a year, the is still excited to see you. Q. What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying? A. The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving. Q. Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony? A. The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts. Q. Who is the most popular girl at the nudist colony? A. She is the one who can eat the last doughnut. When does a man open the door of the car for his wife? A.When he has a new car. B.When he has a new wife. A man is driving down a road. A woman is driving down the same road in the opposite direction. As they pass each other the woman leans out the window and yells, "P I G!!" The man immediately leans out his window and replies, "B I T C H!!" They each continue on their way and as the man rounds the next corner, he crashes into a pig in the middle of the road. |
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Lhiannon, it probably has and I'm sure there are many stories like that in real life!
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Thank you so much kat. Have a lovely day!
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7/19/2008 6:37 am |
I love a laugh first thing in the morning, thanks! Heard this the other day at work: How do you determine who loves you more, your wife or your dog? Lock both of them in the trunk of your car for 20 minutes. When you open the trunk, which one is still happy to see you?  Surrender does not diminish our power, it enhances it.
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