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Blogs > alteridalterego > Sensual Symphony

alteridalterego 64M
552 posts
8/25/2007 8:06 pm

Last Read:
9/3/2007 2:58 pm
He Said, She Said . . .

He said... “Since I first laid eyes on you, I've wanted to make love to you in the worst way.”

She said...”Well, you succeeded.”

He said...”Two inches more, and I would be king.”

She said...”Two inches less, and you'd be queen.”

He said...”Shall we try a different position tonight?”

She said...”That's a good idea.... you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa.”

He said... “Let's go out and have some fun tonight.”

She said... “Okay, but if you get home before I do, leave the hallway light on.”

He said...”Why don't you tell me when you have an orgasm?”

She said...”I would, but you're never there.”

alteridalterego 64M
787 posts
9/1/2007 4:15 pm

 Thanks Jenna! I really like the last one and the ironing board/sofa line!


alteridalterego 64M
787 posts
9/3/2007 2:55 pm

 Well, now the, "Let's go out and have some fun tonight" line feels neglected! LOL



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