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alteridalterego 64M
552 posts
9/4/2007 1:08 am

Last Read:
9/5/2007 6:16 pm

Researchers Requesting a Helping Hand


A news article from the future:

Researchers Requesting a Helping Hand

Universal Gazette

Researchers are looking into a discovery causing them to spend unprecedented hours pouring over computer data.

It seems throughout history, most humans were right handed but sometime around the last years of the twentieth century, a sudden shift to a left handed behavior developed which grew steadily into the early part of the new millennium and continued at length. Furthermore, it has come to the attention of researchers people began typing almost exclusively with their left hands, a singularly unique development in practice.

Scientists note the change coincides with growing public interest in the internet especially pointing out the great increase in this change sometime around the introduction of the webcam.

They’re trying to put their finger on the cause but data seems to be coming in at half the usual speed and are asking for volunteers to lend an available hand as the probe continues.

alteridalterego 64M
787 posts
9/4/2007 11:38 pm

Thank you Lhiannon!


alteridalterego 64M
787 posts
9/4/2007 11:39 pm

    Quoting  :

I love tear induced laughter silence! Thank you!


alteridalterego 64M
787 posts
9/5/2007 6:16 pm

Please be careful and proceed with caution while drinking and striving to blog responsibly!

It has come to my attention keyboard condoms are available . . .



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