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alteridalterego 64M
552 posts
9/7/2007 1:48 am

Last Read:
9/8/2007 2:29 am

The First Day of Class

It’s the first day of college Human Sexuality class in the psychology department. The professor is trying to get a feel for the student body so she asks, “How many of you have sex once a day? A few students raise their hands.

She says, “My, aren’t you the lucky ones!” Next, she asks, “How many of you have sex once a week?” Lots of hands go up and she nods, “Well, that is the average.”

She continues, “How many have it once a month?” A few hands go up.

Lastly she questions, “Is there anyone who has sex only once a year?” One guy in the back row is jumping up and down in his chair and raising his hand wildly. She wonders, “If you only have sex once a year, why are you so happy?”

He replies, “Because tonight’s the night!”


alteridalterego 64M
787 posts
9/8/2007 2:23 am

Thanks! Well, I first heard the joke back in a college psychology class. Now, I live it! LOL



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