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Blogs > Plzrmeister > A Walking Contradiction..

Plzrmeister 67M  
2531 posts
8/22/2021 5:13 am

Last Read:
8/23/2021 5:37 am
Public Service Announcement #2

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True dat....
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Plzrmeister 67M  
10477 posts
8/22/2021 5:23 am

 Continuing education for men on the true meanings of the words women use..

OK guys ... Keep this PSA in your memory banks.

Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, five minutes means a half an hour, minimum. Five minutes only means five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

It's always good to be able to tell time.

It's similar to going to a restaurant and the host telling you a table will be available "In ten minutes or so". Use a multiplier of 3 or 4 with this one.
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LoverOfGaiaSub 62F  
14228 posts
8/22/2021 6:20 am

 Time can be so fluid. Your observations is spot on funny.


Plzrmeister replies on 8/22/2021 6:39 am:
Time can be fluid as well as static, depending on the situation. Women seem to be the arbiters of which applies.

Ya gotta love em ......

naughtydaddy4u48 75M

8/22/2021 7:11 am

 So true..lol


Plzrmeister replies on 8/22/2021 9:59 am:
In his case, we're apparently preaching to the choir.

Yes - Some men have already mastered the meaning of 'five minutes'.

sletje1999 24F
134 posts
8/22/2021 7:32 am

 Time is relative, even science agrees with that


Plzrmeister replies on 8/22/2021 10:00 am:
Well there you have it .... proof positive.

I knew we were on to something!

brandygirasol 55T
9435 posts
8/22/2021 10:38 am

 Ladies need to take their time and Men need to be more appreciative of the Ladies efforts....


Plzrmeister replies on 8/22/2021 10:42 am:
Context?

Rationalization?

brandygirasol 55T
9435 posts
8/22/2021 11:31 am

 CONTEXT = Feminine beauty is very important RATIONALIZATION = Benefits for Men...


Plzrmeister replies on 8/22/2021 11:47 am:
OK, I can buy that.

Roger that.

Dave54321 61M
2718 posts
8/22/2021 2:34 pm

 I was at a business seminar a few years back, the talk was being given by
an American business man.

He told us; he was sitting in the car waiting for his wife. When she got in the
car, he said, "How come it takes you so long to get ready? I can get ready in
five minutes?"

She said, "Do you want me to look like you?!"

He said, "Take as long as you like dear.


Plzrmeister replies on 8/23/2021 5:07 am:
That's funny Men seem to be able to get ready and go on a moment's notice.

True. If a woman needs to take a half hour (or longer) just say so .... Don't go with the "I'll be ready in five minutes." line.

That's why we're defining 'five minutes' for men.

Good point.

cuzisaid 53F  
14988 posts
8/22/2021 3:54 pm

 Hahahaha. Nice!

Fine! Whatever!

I'll get back to you in 5 to tell you what I really think

I hold shes truths to be self evident...
Sometimes I make a move, sorry to leave my home, but hope I will find another of equal character.
At night I gaze at the starry mass with no idea to which one the earth attached.
May'be that cute little one over there or that one that sits alone in the inky black.
~~ 'My place amongst the stars' c/o former member SPB ~~


Plzrmeister replies on 8/23/2021 5:08 am:
Isn't 'Whatever' defined in a future PSA?

It is indeed - Stay tuned.


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