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Plzrmeister 67M

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10/6/2023 4:31 am

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Plzrmeister 67M

10575 posts
10/6/2023 5:01 am

This site is littered with photos of ladies using various and sundry 'foreign objects' when masturbating or having the these objects used on them by another. There are, of course, a variety of vegetables in this category, but I've seen everything from a hammer to a kitchen whisk 'protruding' from one orifice or another.

You're right .... There seems a never ending variety of objects used - Limited, apparently, only by one's imagination. Well, of course the size of the foreign object comes in to play too. I've yet to see a bowling ball utilized

Dare we ask the ladies the most unusual foreign object they've utilized or had used on them? Would any dare to honestly tell us or go the "Screw you - you dirty old man!!" route? I suppose this question applies to the men here too ...... using on others or had used on them.

I suppose if we're asking others, we should lay our cards on the table too. Most unusual foreign object I've used .... Hmmmm I had a wood carving of a magician with a forehead about 6 inches tall and about 2 inches in diameter. I enjoyed placing it on the rug and having it squatted upon.

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boh99 68M

3172 posts
10/6/2023 6:45 am

many years ago I came across a vintage booklet that had:

the rich man uses Vaseline
the poor man uses lard
the truck man uses axle grease
and gets his twice as hard

funny the things that stick with us

Plzrmeister replies on 10/6/2023 7:08 am:
I can relate ... There's a poem I remember entitled 'Big Ass Lil' which was a fucking contest between Lil and Piss Pot Pete ..... A portion of it went "For warming up, Lil used a fencepost and a tub of lard .... While Pete killed three mules just getting it hard" Great line.

That is funny ..... I also like "They fucked and fucked and fucked for hours ... Tore up trees and shrubs and flowers ..."Now that's funny!

drmgirl622 68F

26198 posts
10/6/2023 7:42 am

I've been a yellow squash girl a few times

Plzrmeister replies on 10/6/2023 9:23 am:
Oh my .... Our first confession.

If memory serves, you have to photograph yellow squash when you go to the grocery store - Yes?

ExNameForUse 54F

5767 posts
10/6/2023 8:57 am

Only some nicely shaped vegs a long time ago before I discovered other better-shaped toys to play with in the absence of someone real to play with

Plzrmeister replies on 10/6/2023 9:27 am:
Well you slut!!

Now just what qualifies as 'nicely shaped'?

And then we get to 'better-shaped'. Goodness, I'd love a look in your toy chest - Or does it take up an entire chest of drawers?

Artschoolgrad 47M

8874 posts
10/6/2023 11:28 am

great post! love to hear the confessions : )

Plzrmeister replies on 10/6/2023 11:56 am:
Yeah, I'm actually sort of surprised the ladies are willing to 'fess up'.

There is a conspicuous lack of anything resembling a confession in your comment.

meltwill2 72M

3830 posts
10/6/2023 11:58 am

All very good and the great pic.....
My favorite was always the lady of the night that walked into the bar and sat down on one of the bar stools.......and slowly sank to the floor......better tie a 2x4 on your ass!

Plzrmeister replies on 10/6/2023 1:15 pm:
Perhaps she had been using that bowling ball ....

I remember the joke of needing to strap a 2x2 to your ass when you were going to have monkey sex with a loose woman .... You didn't want to fall in.

manni_pr 52T

2610 posts
10/6/2023 2:46 pm

Ive used zucchinis when my beloved and loyal dildo is away

Plzrmeister replies on 10/7/2023 4:28 am:
Your dildo go on vacations .... A cruise perhaps?

Could just have run tii the grocery store.

rosaenaluin 65F

11090 posts
10/7/2023 1:25 pm

Oh, my!
Confession time?
A hammer comes in mind.....

when i was without a real, warm living, breathing man...
grocery too. but only the big one's.... blush....

Plzrmeister replies on 10/7/2023 2:38 pm:
A hammer? Ooooo that begs for details. Was it a tack hammer or a sledge hammer?

Perhaps a jackhammer?

rosaenaluin 65F

11090 posts
10/9/2023 2:36 am

Hahaha ,
Welll, i let that little detail to your inmagination.....

Plzrmeister replies on 10/9/2023 5:29 am:
Leaving something to the imagination is always a good thing.

So you have all three available - Is that what you're saying?

rosaenaluin 65F

11090 posts
10/13/2023 12:31 pm

plzrmeister,
Whahahahah!

A jackhammer ? Oh mY!!

Sssttt.....

Plzrmeister replies on 10/14/2023 6:28 am:
I see you like that idea ....

You only live once.


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