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Blogs > Plzrmeister > A Walking Contradiction..

Plzrmeister 67M  
2516 posts
12/25/2023 4:34 am

Last Read:
12/25/2023 3:49 pm
Mistaken Identity

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Plzrmeister 67M  
10455 posts
12/25/2023 4:41 am

 First of all we should wish everyone a very Merry Christmas ... It's finally arrived.

Yeah everyone ... Merry Christmas. I hope your day is truly happy and blessed. I also hope you get the larger side of the wishbone when you break it. Does anyone do that anymore?

Thought we'd provide a little chuckled for you this morning. Everyone needs a chuckle on Christmas morning - Right?

It made me chuckle! I hope that doesn't make me Islamophobic!

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drmgirl622 68F  
26111 posts
12/25/2023 7:55 am

 I see grandma was early


Plzrmeister replies on 12/25/2023 8:11 am:
Yeah ... Let's hope the shock doesn't cause her to 'clamp up' and lock that dude's hooter in her. They'll have to crawl/walk around like a couple of dogs stuck together for a while.

The wife would have to throw a bucket of cold water on them. She might do that in any event.....

Artschoolgrad 47M
8719 posts
12/25/2023 9:30 am

 uh oh!


Plzrmeister replies on 12/25/2023 10:52 am:
Yeah .... That'll make him 'shrink' faster than jumping into ice cold water!

"Honey, I shrunk my hooter!"

ExNameForUse 53F
5764 posts
12/25/2023 10:35 am

 As long as all remains in the family.. or is it?


Plzrmeister replies on 12/25/2023 10:54 am:
That's true .... We're assuming it's the grandma he's humping...

Might be the Avon lady.

meltwill2 72M  
3809 posts
12/25/2023 10:46 am

 Not yet.....


Plzrmeister replies on 12/25/2023 10:57 am:
You're thinking "Grandma 'came' early"?

One never knows ...She could have cum three or four times by then.

marshamay 36F
5964 posts
12/25/2023 11:01 am

 Sneaky old devil, ain't she.


Plzrmeister replies on 12/25/2023 3:40 pm:
That she is ... It's probably been a while, so she was due.

Those grandmas ... You gotta watch em every second!


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