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Blogs > Plzrmeister > A Walking Contradiction..

Plzrmeister 67M  
2515 posts
1/17/2024 5:11 am

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Blonde Moment

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Plzrmeister 67M  
10455 posts
1/17/2024 5:24 am

 In a recent blog, we spoke about having temporary memory loses ... Like going into the garage and not remembering why you did once you get there. One of our readers mentioned it happens to her and she refers to it as having a 'Blonde Moment'. Made me think of all the blonde jokes I've heard over the years.

Wait a minute here .... Are you going to start in with blonde jokes and get us in hot water with the blonde readers or those who might otherwise take offense. Unfortunately it seems the world today is filled with people who are ultra touchy/sensitive and get offended easily. FAIR WARNING .... If you just recognized yourself, exit stage left a la Yogi Bear.

I have a good blonde joke ..... What do you call four blonde women drivers at a four way stop intersection? Of course the answer is 'Eternity'. Something tells me the people that didn't exit stage left might have some good blonde jokes to share. Peanut gallery .... What say yee?

I suppose we ought ot be equal opportunity about this. If anyone knows any blonde guys jokes, fire away! I'm not sure I've ever heard one. Jokes are always a good way to lighten up the day.

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likeithot19 62M
6061 posts
1/17/2024 5:40 am

 Two blondes walk into a building

between the both of them

you think one of them would have seen it


Plzrmeister replies on 1/17/2024 5:55 am:
LOL ... That's a good one!

Nowadays with everyone looking down at their phones, people walk into all sorts of things .... Including traffic. They win 'Darwin Awards'.

drmgirl622 68F  
26110 posts
1/17/2024 5:51 am

 Yeah, how many is a Brazilian?


Plzrmeister replies on 1/17/2024 7:11 am:
I think it's one zero up from a Bazillion.

No ... That would make it a Gazillion.

FunAlphaGuy 56M

1/17/2024 6:08 am

 lol


Plzrmeister replies on 1/17/2024 6:37 am:
Glad something tickled your funny bone!

It was probably my Darwin Awards comment.

pzkw 63M  
1285 posts
1/17/2024 6:32 am
    Quoting likeithot19:
    Two blondes walk into a building

    between the both of them

    you think one of them would have seen it


Plzrmeister replies on 1/17/2024 7:12 am:
That is pretty funny isn't it?

Well maybe ... Unless you're a blonde.

1benquick 71M
614 posts
1/17/2024 8:00 am

 Okay, I'll BITE! A Brazilian lets you keep a small landing strip, either in the shape of a rectangle, small oval, or triangle, on the frontal pubic region, and I'm GUESSING the 'size' is up to the person receiving the 'Brazilian', but I wouldn't want to try to count the number of hairs that are left...


Plzrmeister replies on 1/17/2024 9:32 am:
OK .....

Why do they call it a Brazillian do ya suppose?

boh99 68M
3154 posts
1/17/2024 9:17 am

 lol, maybe she took a nap after her wax...


Plzrmeister replies on 1/17/2024 9:34 am:
Perhaps she did .... or during her wax.

If it was during, she'd certainly wake up at the end of it .....

meltwill2 72M  
3809 posts
1/17/2024 1:43 pm

 Two blondes are talking....one ask the other if she smokes after sex....
she thought a moment then said....."I never looked".....kaboom ching.....


Plzrmeister replies on 1/18/2024 4:39 am:
An 'oldie' but a goodie .....

And not necessarily applicable only to blondes.....

rydermantel 69M
25391 posts
1/17/2024 7:12 pm

 Oh nuts.


Plzrmeister replies on 1/18/2024 4:40 am:
OK ... Why not.



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