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Doctor's Orders See Comments. Actual Blog therein. Make Women Female Again |
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If memory serves ( and that's always a BIG 'if' ) the lifespan for those living in the USA has been decreasing in recent years, after having been going up for quite some time. Perhaps it's partly attributable to not having enough sex? You're right - I remember hearing that. I'm not exactly sure how they calculate such things, but I think one of the factors for the decrease was the rise in deaths from drug overdoses. Don't quote me on that, but it kind of rings a bell. If more sex helps. put me in the "Hell YES!!!" camp.[//COLOR] If the information on this meme is accurate - Are memes ever 'accurate'? - we might be able to reverse the shortening of life spans by having more sex. It's be a nice cycle to be in ..... Have sex and live longer to have more sex to live even longer to have even more sex, yada yada. Can you dig it!!! What a great idea .... All of us now know how to add years to our lives! Perhaps this relates to an earlier blog that mentioned the proliferation of venereal diseases in nursing homes and retirement centers. Who can blame these folks for merely trying to prolong their lives? OK peanut gallery, you now know the secret of immortality - Get with it!!! Make Women Female Again
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Gee, and I always like older women 
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Hmmm... Also relates back to another of your previous posts, perhaps work that into a whole new genre of pickup lines. Did you know ... ? backed by the HHS and FDA, or so it is claimed in very small print. Sex is always the answer, Live longer, cure for cancer. Swallowing cum is good for the throat. It has been known for years, cum contains needed vitamins and minerals as well as curative antioxidants. Daily sexual encounters could add 25 years to your life. Or something of that sort.
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Hmmm... Also relates back to another of your previous posts, perhaps work that into a whole new genre of pickup lines. Did you know ... ? backed by the HHS and FDA, or so it is claimed in very small print. Sex is always the answer, Live longer, cure for cancer. Swallowing cum is good for the throat. It has been known for years, cum contains needed vitamins and minerals as well as curative antioxidants. Daily sexual encounters could add 25 years to your life. Or something of that sort.   
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Plzr, Yeah, the meme would work on a matchbook. At the bar, light her cigarette, excuse yourself for a restroom break, leave matchbook on the bar, and get her thinking... good conversation starter at least. What the hell is 1benquick getting on about? I don't think he understands the spirit of your post. 
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This could definitely be worked into various pick-up lines. "You did know protein ( cum ) is there best face cream on Earth, didn't you?" 
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