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OK .... You're out mowing the lawn and it's about 110 degrees in the shade .... You are industrial strength parched and have a serious case of 'cotton mouth'. You have two choices to alleviate your dilemma - You can either have a nice cold glass of lemonade, or you can have a nice wet pussy to feast on. Whatcha gonna do? Sheesh .... Just torture a guy why don't ya? Does the cold glass of lemonade come with one of those little umbrella jobbers and maybe a maraschino cherry? Who does this nice wet pussy belong to? The owner of said pussy is going to be a contributing factor in my decision ya know. Are we talking someone I could mistake for a 350 lb. sumo wrestler or are we talking someone along the lines of Annie Potts? She's Hawt! Gawd ..... You're so picky! OK .... You can have an umbrella in your glass of cold lemonade, but no maraschino cherry. Annie Potts? If she's the one that does it for you, hers is the pussy you can quench your thirst with. Got any other contributing factors important in making your decision that we need to discuss? I think I'm good. I hope Annie has had lots of lemonade to drink before I get my hands and tongue on her! Could we maybe just pour some of that lemonade all over her body for me to lick off too?  Make Women Female Again
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I only got as far as that mouthwatering pic. She convinced me.
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A wet pussy is always at the top of my list!
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Why can't I have both?
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I'm a greedy little bastard, give me both. Oh, hold the 350 lb sumo wrestler.
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Well, if you've ever come CLOSE to suffering heat stroke working outside in 110 degree heat in the shade, you'd NEVER let yourself reach the point of being 'industrial strength parched'. I HAVE, and it's NOT A GOOD FEELING, and so, I'm a HUGE fan of 'Gator-ade' and or 'Pedialyte' while indulging in such activities in DRASTIC heat. That being said, feeling fully hydrated from my preconceived precautions, I'm heading STRAIGHT for the 'wet pussy', but NEVER of the likes of the 'sumo wrestler', or 'Annie Potts' (REALLY? a 71 year old mother of three, married 4 times?), either!!! Since this is all just a 'What if' situation, my choice would be Izabella Scorupco, and HEY, thanks for allowing me to play...  
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I think I would go with cold lemonade 🍋, umbrella, and cherry 🍒 are welcome, and enjoy watching someone else enjoying someone else's wet pussy.  .. does this count as a valid answer? 
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wet pussy, lemonade or....... I never was much on lemonade, could I just have a double on the wet pussy.....???? 
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